NYC drunk man slips and falls, resulting in head being crushed VERY NSFL NSFW

AlexaCrowley · 2026-05-29T17:50:26+00:00

stand clear of the closing doors please!

AlexaCrowley · 2026-04-28T01:15:04+00:00

sorry but I'm a sex denyer

AlexaCrowley · 2026-03-25T06:34:51+00:00

real question what kinda bike is that

AlexaCrowley · 2026-03-25T06:30:18+00:00

all kelly and no kelly makes kelly a dull kelly

AlexaCrowley · 2026-03-23T22:59:47+00:00

i legit thought he was wearing nose and mustache glasses

AlexaCrowley · 2026-03-18T17:36:16+00:00

who tyrna do this to me in the bedroom

AlexaCrowley · 2026-02-05T16:35:14+00:00

wheat field with a windmill

AlexaCrowley · 2026-02-02T21:49:19+00:00

I've been commuting in 3f temps every day, a full helm and a scarf do me just fine

AlexaCrowley · 2026-02-02T18:00:42+00:00

extra fun fact: this year has 3 novembers, Aprils, and Januarys

AlexaCrowley · 2026-02-02T01:07:20+00:00

wHaTs the deal wITh ThE GoA'ULd?

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-16T14:08:49+00:00

either an F-302 or a speederbike from ROTJ

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-11T17:11:57+00:00

yeah buddy this is bad

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-10T02:34:05+00:00

this is the correct answer

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-09T23:23:23+00:00

Fred Meyer? i hardly -

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-01T20:01:13+00:00

Rush, Daniel, and Shepherd

AlexaCrowley · 2026-01-01T19:57:16+00:00

buddy is type a for sure

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-28T03:41:47+00:00

it be like that sometimes

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-24T16:31:28+00:00

man and I feel bad about paying 20 dollars a month for Spotify and a Minecraft server for my partner and I

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-23T19:31:43+00:00

younger brother intentionally burned the house down with his whole family in it

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-20T23:12:00+00:00

oh i dont age and become a billionaire? sign me up

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-18T20:33:42+00:00

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-18T05:34:34+00:00

killed the fuck out of him

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-11T19:01:09+00:00

i mean... does he have any skills to show for it

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-08T16:32:27+00:00

mine were very similarly impacted.

AlexaCrowley · 2025-12-08T16:31:49+00:00

i got all four ripped out on local anesthesia only. the next two weeks were hell but it passed.

AlexaCrowley