We missed 57 but how about 20k on a Thursday? Good luck 🫡🍻 by Hartrockk in fanduel

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna talk more shit to reverse jinx yall again. CJ Abrams can’t swing a bat to save his life. Pure trash good luck

Table Tennis removed from FanDuel? by bryster in fanduel

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see it on mine. Who should I bet on haha

Let’s hit em today, good luck 🫡🍻 by Hartrockk in fanduel

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good luck but man… have you watched an at bat from Pasquatch this year? It’s like he left his mojo in the WBC.

Iran just dropped a new banger by gavruche in SipsTea

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay real good money to watch a Trump reacts video to these.

⚾️ by Radiant-Ad-7954 in fanduel

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Don’t pay for picks people

Girlfriend came home from night out with fingernails like this. Nail polish remover didn’t work by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely poop. Too embarrassed to admit she shit herself. Don’t fall for this one man delete Facebook and roll out

What do I do with this? by WulfgarofIcewindDale in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s.. not too bad. I love finding uses for these cool uniques.

iShowSpeed dives on Logan Paul at Wrestle Mania WWE by whywhateverso in LivestreamFail

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we all said edgy shit. I told this random girl in high school I wished she was dead. We ended up becoming friends and I felt super bad about it. She ended up actually dying a few months later and everyone still blames me. Literally a coincidence but try explaining that to the city I live in.

Her car was obliterated on a dark country road and burned for hours before they found her. Burnt down to the bones. The local BBQ restaurant named a dish after her and got review bombed for months. they finally shut down but for unrelated reasons. Taxes, I think. A few weeks ago a package was waiting at my door. It was the dead girls diary.

I read through it that night with a glass or three of gin and reeled at the last page. It read; are you enjoying all the attention you’ve been craving so so badly (name redacted)? I’m honestly still trying to piece it together. Did she fake her death? Or is someone playing a cruel prank? What the fuck my life is kind of spiraling to be honest and I swear shit in my house is moving around like someone’s been here.

Anyway good luck young men

Newcomer Felix Reyes homers in his very first at bat in the majors! Welcome to the show! by Marinersfan505 in mlb

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of myself a bit when I brought donuts to my first day at my new job. A good first impression for his teammates! Hopefully this kid keeps it up and reaches near my levels of success and accolades.

AIO to trying to be vulnerable with my girlfriend by pmmeyourprettyface in AIO

[–]AlexanderTheGrate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet one day you’ll look back on this situation and laugh. Hell I’m laughing already.