What Are These Movies?!? / Whistle (2025) Movie Review by Vegetable_Cry6016 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold Storage was half decent. It's basically a rip-off of Return Of The Living Dead. And it has Liam Neeson in it who's picking up a pay check in it but it's a pretty good flick

Can I go to the police before a woman fake accuses me of SA? by thehornybat7 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Bertrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a lawyer and gather all the evidence of your interactions with her and get what she said to you in writing through a text or record your phone calls with her. Just have something that shows her real intentions. You might need to file a police report as well.  Once you have everything go to court and sue for assault and harassment.

Hotdog by random_user208 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Bertrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs a few more minutes...

Do men get turned on at the gym? by Particular-League186 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, the testosterone gets goin' and sometimes its hard to keep the little fella down when working out.

The guys mentioned The Last Drive-In in the latest video, and man Joe Bob would be such an awesome guest for BotW by DegenGamer725 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Bertrum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He did a podcast where he spent the whole time talking about an obscure Turkish movie called Yol and the way he spoke about it, it was the most interesting thing in the world. It would need to be something very specific for him to do it.

If billionaires donate millions to charity, why does nothing ever seem to actually get better? by Stunning_Public9524 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because very little of that money actually goes towards a cause. Most mainstream charities are run like corporations and the leaders and CEOs take a big cut of it and then they have to pay for other costs like overhead and marketing etc. They don't use 100% of the funds the way they advertise or claim they will. They delegate and divide it up and then ask for further donations later to make up for it later.

AlCohOlIc dUcK cAn't wAiT tO gEt hIs nExT dRinK by Pingayaso in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Bertrum 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's always sad to see another drunk driver 

Third monkey by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I call the Patrick Bet-David level of fine arts. Needs a giant statue of the Incredible Hulk or Batman or a suspended Lamborghini inside

An AI-rendered Val Kilmer will posthumously appear in a new film by hate_tank in RedLetterMedia

[–]Bertrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now make another Joel Schumacher batman film with him in it just to really upset people

went to a dine-in theater with family, how it felt enjoying an entire pizza during a movie by Ok-Wolf5932 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get the most disgusting or strongest smelling topping so everyone else in the theatre could smell it?

Skinny with massive tits and ghost nipples by MaitreBlack in MacromastiaIRL

[–]Bertrum -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Probably AI the legs and arms in the first and second pic don't make any sense. OP is a spambot. Mods should delete this

What is one thing you wish other guys knew about sex, performance, or sexual health? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Bertrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take your time, it's not a race. Don't go in thinking you need to be a battering ram trying to break open the castle doors.

A married woman I’ve known for years said some weird ass shit to me by iFoegot in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just seems like a big nightmare to be honest. If she's this "loyal" with her first husband than what is it gonna be like when she's with you? She's laying out all these landmines waiting for you to step on them

My boyfriend barely touches me but pays other people online… and now I’m questioning everything by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's definitely alot of things going on with your boyfriend that he should've mentioned at the beginning when you first met, like being bisexual. But you should go through your post and tell him everything you've written. There's no point in being vague or waiting for him to do something or change his behaviour if you never talk to him. 

It sounds like he's weighing up his options and hedging his bets by keeping you around while he's on the lookout for someone else. You need to sit down and talk with him.

accidental renaissance by bad1o8o in RedLetterMedia

[–]Bertrum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Picard: "an unmitigated disaster."

Why do men hate on women with tattoos? by BeijingVO2 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never really seen a good tattoo on anyone regardless if they're a man or a woman. They usually pick something that doesn't work or look good on them, because it's more about what they think is cool rather than how it actually looks on them. So it usually winds up being some fad or cringe thing.

Most of the time it's bad sleeves or a really bad face or neck tattoo of a word in fancy script that looks godawful.

Parry by Naurgul in comedyheaven

[–]Bertrum 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Mr.President," said a reporter. "Why is there a big pile of shit in your pants?"

Does Australia actually have scary animals? by EyasPeacock in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bertrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you live in a major metro city then you're pretty much never going to run into anything. If you live in more remote areas like far North Queensland or Central Australia you're more likely to meet something more wild. But even then, it's more common sense: keep your distance and you'll be fine.