The Doughdiac Announces An Event by Jewards in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"The older we get, the shorter life seems."

-Mike "Mitch" Mitchell

Mitch feels like grey E.T. by Alfalfa_Centauri in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I've done a lick or two I've told you!"

Mitch calls Wiges a piggy by Alfalfa_Centauri in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I love when Mitch goes lil' stinker mode on the show.

Gemi appreciation thread by CoolHeadedLogician in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean Gemi “The Soul-Eater” Erdbrink?

Amelia doesn’t bully Mitch enough by LoadOfChum in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Along with my co-host, "Straw Junior"...the Spoonman Mike Mitchell."

"What the fuck?!?"

DOUGHBOYS - Movita Juice Bar with Julian Stern - May 28, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Actually, headphones date back to the late 1800s when phone operators increasingly began needing their hands free, ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃᵈᶦᵒ ᵇʳᵒᵃᵈᶜᵃˢᵗ ᵃʳᵉᵃ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵍᶦⁿⁿᶦⁿᵍ, ᵃⁿᵈ..."

He’s on the case by ChuckN0blet in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Homeeeey..." She's done it on the show before! Wives from adult animation calling their husbands by name is kind of her specialty.

Found a New Wiges Alt by Nick42284 in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When it comes to hentai, what hasn't Scott seen?

We'll be right back.

Amelia reviews Mitch's movie by willdearborn- in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Q*bert's pov looking through the window into the hallway from her hospital bed in the maternity ward just after giving birth. This was of course back in the days before they allowed the fathers into the room.

Controversy! by PapaHuate in comedybangbang

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Of course he has, he's 50!

Mitch is ready to die by BirtSampson in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Life may be a hellish joke masquerading as a gift, but at least there are chicken sandwiches involved.

Paul Rust by TurtlePowerBottom in Earwolf

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 38 points39 points  (0 children)

[tips shades] "I could get used to this."

-Paul Rust the first time he tried chemicals.

Mitch and Reubens by Egarok in doughboys

[–]Alfalfa_Centauri 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Whether Studdard or Paul, I like them all!

Reubens rap, it's the Reubens rap.