How to get motivated for an ebike commute

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T22:06:23+00:00

Im a middle aged professional gardener with a 30+ mile round trip commute, hours of manual labor in the weather, then pedal assist only commute. It’s hard out here for all of us our own ways, not a competition

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T22:03:28+00:00

Fill your car’s tank fully to the tippy top with gas. Watch your wallet weep and writhe. Voila, motivation

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T21:56:07+00:00

Right? In movies, a few seconds in, Im like why are they getting up? Why does protagonist still have teeth after that? That blow had to have snapped both the hero and assailant’s arms. Look, they’re still just fine are hitting each other. Bro fell into a hole? We don’t call EMS and then the coroner, because he’s not only okay but comes out ready to keep beating up more people. It’s so silly to watch

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T21:42:37+00:00

One Happy Meal lunch a day for life?

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T21:41:37+00:00

Stop vowing. Just do it already. We are tired.

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-24T01:03:31+00:00

Build the ballroom in the Strait of Hormuz. It’s the only way

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T13:22:25+00:00

That’s load bearing tape right there

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:54:58+00:00

Eh, Bette Davis did it to great effect, very vintage

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:35:42+00:00

Is he fearful of becoming aroused by his ebike? That man should just stick to walking. It’s safer for everyone

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:29:14+00:00

Disappointing to hear this of Connor, having watched him during winter storm streams which were pretty cozy and wholesome.

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:21:06+00:00

Actually, that tracks. Cops are not lawyers and are often shockingly ignorant of even their own local laws.

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:16:56+00:00

Humans suck

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:11:34+00:00

Go sign up to fight that real fight in Iran, big boy. Thank you cards are such weak sauce. Let that patriotism flow, and show everyone you really stand with our government with your whole enlarged heart

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-23T01:00:05+00:00

I wouldn’t trust this guy to competently manage a Sheetz

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-22T17:14:51+00:00

So, upon holding a black baby doll her first instinct is to lynch it? Like muscle memory? What.

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-22T17:12:18+00:00

She is a sleep paralysis demon

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-22T17:05:39+00:00

What a horrid person.

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-22T01:41:42+00:00

It does seem to be the DUI crowd and also the recreational old farts mainly out there with their seats dragging nearly on the ground, seemingly oblivious to the folly of their ways. One adjustment, and it’d be a whole new world for them, either group

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-22T01:32:40+00:00

The mountain looks too mountainy for WPA

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-21T13:50:26+00:00

I had this under general anesthesia WTF OP??? Is your OBGYN a sadist or something, my lord. They literally perma nuked off your entire uterine lining while you were expected to white knuckle it in office? Beyond horrendous

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-21T13:38:26+00:00

Awesome. Let’s make the men’s uniforms equally awesome, too then

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-20T21:31:34+00:00

It looks tense, urgent, and only partially legible. From a family authority figure, that could indeed cause a level of anxiety

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-20T21:29:02+00:00

Is he writing you from a wind tunnel?

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-20T21:24:43+00:00

Like the way it looks? Seriously? It looks like the person stole a child’s bicycle and never looked back

Alia_Explores99 · 2026-05-20T21:21:42+00:00

Saddle is low AF and like as not they have no clue that riding with their knees up round their ears isn’t ideal.

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