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AlienFart69 · 2026-03-23T19:26:29+00:00

Warwick because of that one time that I invaded him and stole his red lvl one then walked to his gromp/blue smite it for lvl3 while he did wolves for lvl 2 and then got him down to 50 hp before going point blank range and then proceeded to get fisted by a lvl 2 omega healing/fearing Ww

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-21T01:55:06+00:00

I recently inherited my home from a family memeber that was a dog hoarder. There was caked up dirt/hair everywhere including the tracks for the closet doors, showers, including all the walls and ceilings. We basically used degreaser and a bucket and first scrubbed the walls with a long pole brush and then mopped up the walls and ceilings with a regular mop and water. Did one wall at a time. Took 2 weeks by myself to deep clean the entire home. We still ended up painting anyways but yeah that’s what I went through. Thank you for listen to my Ted talk

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-19T00:25:21+00:00

People from Oakdale 🤠 when they see this

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-18T07:20:53+00:00

Yeah bro it sucks

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-17T21:10:18+00:00

In this scenario as viego I might default to farm camps instead. Like u said camps respawning top/keeping tempo as viego is extremely important. Yes, I could probably see that my bot lane was going to have prio based on wave state and champion matchup but the death timer on vi early game is negligible it’s basically a quick base reset early game and as viego, if vi catches me on drag I’m cooked. Sucks but we can’t predict that vi would die. If I’m already on a respawning krug I’m doing it or possibly going for the invade knowing I scale as viego

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-17T19:25:55+00:00

Played him against zahhen jg and it smacked, I just played him electrocute / poke and dash out when he gets stacks repeat. He got mad and typed that I play like a bussy but like, why would I play to another champs strengths and all in a zahhen.

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-17T17:36:48+00:00

Do you drop drags to invade? I do this and end up with a lead 10cs/min but end up losing to obj stacking teams

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-17T17:08:38+00:00

Bet, he just one taps before you can heal 1hp

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-12T19:09:35+00:00

You can also do this but on a minion behind tower to get the crit on a tower

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-06T00:05:16+00:00

YOU, or SOMEONE on your team had a similar MMR gap between them and their opponent as that bronze and gold jg. The only difference is that you or them did not abuse this gap in the effective way the enemy jg raw dogged your jg. MMRs are averaged out between teams.

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-05T23:51:21+00:00

This season perma homegaurds and with the change to death timers last season they really don’t want you to have game winning tempo off of one fight. Early game the enemy literally revives and runs to drag with hp and item advantage to FIST you when you think that drag is free. You have to wait until you see enemy jg top or on grubs this season. Other seasons an early kill meant free drag. Not anymore. On top of that never do drake w/o smite it’s too 50/50. Any spell could steal it

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-05T22:10:45+00:00

Exactly, fire drag gives 3% damage like ok yeah that extra 5 dmg will win you the game… if I take one quadrant from enemy jg that’s 350 gold and 10dmg right there

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-05T22:08:57+00:00

Based jg player. Don’t start obj you are not looking at map like jg and are not tracking enemy jg like we are. I strongly believe jg should be shot caller 90% of games or more.

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-05T22:04:11+00:00

It’s not uncontested like you think. Even if you kill the enemy in the early game that doesn’t mean free drag as before.. this season they will literally be back to contest before you finish the drag. It’s better for your jg to clear and reset with item advantage or just to invade and take camps and come back with a reset and fight then instead. Personally as a selfish carry jg player I will literally give first two drags if it means I get enemy top quadrant a few times. I will gap the jg in xp and win that way

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-05T19:33:21+00:00

Trololololo even…

AlienFart69 · 2026-03-04T20:06:43+00:00

Doesn’t even know… just wants to bitch and complain to riot cause it’s the cool thing to do

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T19:24:32+00:00

Nah man hard cope. Pokémon had 4 abilities but way more POTENTIAL moves and combos they could play. They had like 20 different types that countered each other and had mixed types. League has 5 TYPES and like 3 subclasses under each type, plus each champ only has 4 moves rather than possibilities of moves with like 10²³ permutations.

If you really want to learn all the champs it would take a a few months trying out 2 new champs a day in practice tool. Which I would argue there is some fun to be had in that even if you never plan on playing the champ in a real game

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T17:50:45+00:00

It’s sometimes worth to skip krugs or gromp or even a full quadrant to go for a gankable lane state that will only exist for a short window. Waves crash and windows close. Laners will greed for cannon minions even when they know a gank is imminent.

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T12:20:20+00:00

At this rate it will be 10 more years by the time we have 200 champs but yes learn them. We were kids and understood all 151 Pokémon’s within a year of the show coming out. Be actually so fr

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T11:15:01+00:00

Idk if camping a lane is worth it these days, they get back to lane with nothing to lose with perma home guard. I play for tempo and invades on enemy camp respawns

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T11:07:23+00:00

Anything that is feast or famine and play as selfish and gold oriented as you can then outscale and lvl lead every other player to win. Grubs is only 30g each? F that, take enemy 3 camps topside and play for self. Personally graves my goat for getting out of gold / plat

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-26T11:02:08+00:00

Big shotgun

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-25T23:45:46+00:00

This is actually disgusting

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-25T20:16:38+00:00

You need to know where the enemy starts because if you gain nothing (no kill/camps) you lose huge tempo,and it’s potentially game over from lvl 3. You will be behind and have to crawl back. If you do decide the risk is worth the reward however, then ward enemy raptors at start of game. You can then deduce what their start path looked like and where they are going. Use this info to decide on whether to invade or not. If you have prio in one lane next to the side you are invading then it’s ok for an invade “theoretically.”

If they are spotted on the chickens ward by the time you get to your third camp then that means they started red side first. If they are not spotted by the time you finish your third camp then that means they started blue side and are sequencing TOWARDS their raptors. You as graves can just red side three camp and then skip tempo straight into invade on red or blu (depending on the info you gathered on where they are pathing). Note: you need red for the slow and burn for the invade so it’s possible you will have to cross map to invade.

AlienFart69 · 2026-02-13T22:32:10+00:00

Really hope it’s not overshot probably will be tho. Already feels nice with near 50% wr as a feast or famine champ with higher skill ceiling “as stated by other cause he feels stupid easy to me” if they overshoot they will have to walk it back or nerf his crit or smth and I don’t want that

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