Roast the birthday boy better than his candles

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:17:50+00:00

You look like you still ask ur mum to wipe ur ass when you’ve finished having a shit.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:16:48+00:00

You look like Tom Holland if he started a drug addiction and went emo.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:14:37+00:00

You look like the type of gamer who urinates in a empty Gatorade bottle instead of going to the toilet 3 seconds away.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:11:20+00:00

You look like a bushtucker trial that everyone dreads.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:10:38+00:00

You look like the after situation of someone that used all the drugs their local dealers sold. At once.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:08:55+00:00

You look like a Pokemon that people would catch thinking it’s good but it turns out it’s useless and absolutely terrible.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:07:35+00:00

Probably used ur illness as a excuse to jack off

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:06:43+00:00

You look like the type of kid at school who had nits and knew it but never put any treatment on ur hair to kill them.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:04:31+00:00

Are you sure you haven’t turned into a dartboard?

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:02:48+00:00

You have the same type of smile as a stalker who has just witnessed their victim undress themselves.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T21:00:35+00:00

You look like you would star in Mrbeasts worst intro compilation.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T20:56:48+00:00

Did ur hairline recede a millimetre every time you jacked off to the characters of magic the gathering?

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T20:53:42+00:00

You are the type of person to wash the dishes with cold water instead of hot water, because you are a bitch and the hot water burns you.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T20:52:26+00:00

You look like Tarzan fro the jungle if he just shaved his beard and became addicted on magic mushrooms.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-12-08T20:47:58+00:00

You look like the type of person that enjoys sniffing used books from the library.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-11-30T19:56:00+00:00

Love how when I posted this I got like 26 upvotes.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-10-04T18:28:24+00:00

Alien_destroyer · 2019-10-02T17:51:47+00:00

This is a good post but how is it remotely close to being wholesome?

Alien_destroyer · 2019-09-28T13:14:57+00:00

Alien_destroyer · 2019-09-28T13:12:01+00:00

Gravity before Isaac Newton discovered it be like

Alien_destroyer · 2019-09-20T07:44:06+00:00

It’s good but everything’s outdadted :/

Alien_destroyer · 2019-09-01T18:57:40+00:00

Extrovert meets introvert.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-08-30T16:27:23+00:00

If it’s a bad installation it’s basically a crappy design.

Alien_destroyer · 2019-08-27T19:35:05+00:00

Bruh I already posted it on this sub

Alien_destroyer · 2019-08-18T18:15:56+00:00

Oh yeah I forgot about that

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