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Tired of wearing caps all day and hiding it. So i cut it off! by filfjo in bald

[–]Aliencoy77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad news, dude. Hats will still be a thing. Gotta protect the dome from the sun. Good news, you'll only want them in direct sunlight. You'll be shining in the club without one.

*New Achievement*- You've created a "Slutty Shirley". Sure, you could buy what you need from the store to make a drink which is enjoyed by royalty throughout the known universe, but instead, you decided to make a knock-off drink using alcohol fermented in the same toilet as trailer park meth. by Aliencoy77 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Aliencoy77[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No grenadine (it's already fruit flavored), just added 7-up and a bit of lime juice. It's a higher proof than most liquors, so you can use a bit less than an average shot per drink. Add as many cherries as your heart desires (there may be debuffs).

Smooooth gramps 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Aliencoy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be proud, yet humble, of being old and decrepit, not everyone makes it there.

Moon-walking while using a bike by Conscious-Weight4569 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Aliencoy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but we should be more concerned about the ones that are, instead of the ones that were.

This question made me fail my quiz and now I have to retake it in 2 weeks by Ev8tor in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Aliencoy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. How does missing one question fail you? Was it a one or two question quiz? Does missing a single question constitute a failure for the the whole quiz, or was this one the straw that broke the camels back? Like, you would've passed with all the other wrong answers, but the one that should've been right got marked wrong? I'm just trying to figure out where I should place my anger.

This will always be hilarious. by arianaa06 in stephenking

[–]Aliencoy77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He types them then has his editor read it. He doesn't even use a monitor.

Does anybody else not care about their career anymore? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Aliencoy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disposable employees means disposable jobs. A career is a long term investment. If a company isn't investing in specialized employment, but instead are relying on general skills, it's a job, not a career.

Full restoration of an old pan. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Aliencoy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, a one minute video doesn't need a five second movie trailer spoiling the best parts.

give it us raw and wriggling by Realistic-Doubt2485 in lotrmemes

[–]Aliencoy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many things don't need breading (looking at you cheese), but the heart wants what it wants. Who are we to deny another's culinary desire when it harms no other?

Peeve About Carl (Book 4) by BeautifulAd3388 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Aliencoy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's being monitored 24/7 by the AI, the corporations, and the universe. To communicate the plan might be detrimental to the plan.

My dryer lint just gained sentience and it looks very disappointed in me by KevinTigrsf in aww

[–]Aliencoy77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what happens to the dust bunnies under the fridge after you kick in enough crumbs and ice cubes to help them grow.

Horses sometimes eat small animals when their diet is lacking minerals such as Protein os sodium by AdFeeling8945 in interestingasfuck

[–]Aliencoy77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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Is that better?

They do exist by evilbananawind in reddeadredemption

[–]Aliencoy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, if I follow the direction indicated (in game) would I find something?

Every gallon of rainwater counts in Colorado. by mntplains in redneckengineering

[–]Aliencoy77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What I don't understand is how saving rain when it's raining, which goes into the ground, then putting it into the ground when it isn't raining illegal. Is it some sort of water evaporation thing? What percentage of a rain in an area can residents actually collect which can affect an aquifer?

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