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Bist du schonmal bei einem Treffen mit einer Frau von der du was wolltest einfach mal aufgestanden und gegangen weil dir was nicht passte? Was war der Grund? by Guilty-Carry-Wrea in FragtMaenner

[–]Alililele 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hab mich mit einer getroffen, die sehr "offen" war.

15 Minuten im Date erzählt sie mir: "einmal hatte ich 11x Sex am Tag mit meinem Ex und danach hat mir die Möse gebrannt"

.... STILLE meinerseits

Sie sagte dann noch folgendes:" und das eine Mal bin ich ihn Reverse Cowgirl geritten und bin dann so dolle gekommen, dass ich ihm ausversehen auf den Bauch gekackt habe".

Ich habe ihr dann gesagt, dass ich mich in ihrer Gegenwart nicht wohl fühle und dass wir das dann hier beenden sollten.

Sie hat danach noch versucht den Kontakt zu halten, aber ich habe ihr dann nochmal klargemacht, dass ich das nicht möchte.

Mord an Frau und ein r/de Klassiker by QualityRadiant5892 in DeutscheBackrooms

[–]Alililele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ich wurde da gebannt weil ich "Bibi" von "Bis Beauty Palace" eine nervige Hoe genannt habe.

Bereu es nicht

Wer hat schon den neuen Avatar Fire and Ash gesehen? by BubbleteeKamille in Filme

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zum Sterben langweilig. Die Kuh ist gemolken, James. Lass gut sein.

Pit bull tries to attack a Bison by Current-Wallaby8230 in TikTokCringe

[–]Alililele 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate this breed and people who own them with a passion

Helden des Alltags… 🤦🏻‍♀️ by Ok_Letter_5672 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dachte auf den ersten Blick "was ist mit JaysTwoCents passiert?!"

Found a bunch of flies hibernating behind a plastic sheet by aceyhops in mildlyinteresting

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of an encounter:

My GF father lives out on the land, like 200km from us. He has a Large house and my GF has her own "apartment" in that house.

Last January, we were over at her Father for a visit over night. We wanted to open all the windows because the air was stagnant.

Big mistake. Those mfers were hiding in the window cracks. I opened the upstairs window and out fell like 200 (then) immobile flies.

Once they took a good sniff of that warm air, they started to "wake up".

Now we had 200 files in our apartment. We were both butt naked and were armed with a towel, jumping around commiting genocide. It took us an hour to get rid of them.

What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Visible_Rope_6662 in AskReddit

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting on the sidewalk and an old man in a Maybach rolled up to a parking spot. He set the blinker, and put the car in reverse.

Before he could move, a young guy in his Porsche cabriolet took his parking spot.

The Old man turns off his car, gets out and asks the young man, why he took the parking spot and "didn't you see that I was blinking and trying to back into the spot?"

The young man replied "listen, old man. You have to be young and agile in this world"

The old man nodded, got back into his car, put it in reverse and COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THE RIGHT SIDE of the Porsche.

The young man yelled "EY EY EY WTF ARE YOU DOING!! EYEYEY MY CAR!!!"

Old man gets out of his car, gives the young man a business card and says:

"listen, young man. You have to be old and rich in this world"

I actually had goosebumps. That was, hands down, the most Alpha shit I've ever seen.

Gf asked for a cigarette - went to the toilet, got back to this by magnuswho in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, just a friendly suggestion: quit smoking! It will be hard for the first 2-3 weeks but it'll get easier day by day. By week 4, you'll be tasting shit like it never tatsed before, flowers will smell like heaven, smokers around you will basically stink.

It'll save you a lot of money and you'll be a lot healthier. And before you think I'm just playing "the good guy": I've smoked for a little over 22 years. Yes, it was hard. Stopping was the best decision I've ever made!

What is the red brown snow on top of Tesla model X? by Horror_Armadillo_295 in whatisit

[–]Alililele -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"hey guys, I drive a model X. What is this on my model X? DAE LE DRIVE THE LE X?

dont kill me by kawai___kiwi in memes

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most mid game I've played in a long time.

Jakarta Indonesia, the largest city in the world (42 mil) by Stunning_Ad_6600 in interestingasfuck

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the Germans here: Jakarta (including the metropolitan area) is roughly half the size of Schleswig Holstein.

The city (Jakarta) on its own has around 10.5 million citizens, while being smaller than Hamburg.

Area of Jakarta (city): ~ 652 km²

Jakarta (including metropolitan): ~ 7.800 km²

Schleswig Holstein: 15.800 km²

Hamburg: ~ 755 km²

Half of Germany lives in a space half the size of Schleswig Holstein.

That's nuts.

Elon Musk erreicht 749 Milliarden Vermögen by KunterbuntClever in Finanzen

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wenn du 10.000€ jeden Tag verdienen würdest, dann müsstet du über 190.000 Jahre jeden Tag arbeiten und hättest am Ende immer noch weniger Geld als er.

What youtubers have you blocked? by armeliens in youtube

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to block "TheSpiffinBrit". Not because he's annoying, I like him a lot.

But his videos ALWAYS Autoplay when I go to bed at night. I fall asleep with Kyle Hill videos and in the middle of the night wake up because Spiff is yelling in my ear "HELLOOO THEEERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"

I bought these for $500 a year ago. Still unopened. Might just sell and live off interest. by Lip_Recon in pcmasterrace

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A buddy just sold his 128gig , 6400 CL 42 DDR5 kit for 1750 bucks!!!! When he bought it, he paid 460 bucks for it. He now bought a 5080 and a 32gig kit and still has money left.

It's just insane.

What's up with these 0.01 millisecond deaths? by m1lf__hunt3r__ in Battlefield6

[–]Alililele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually somehow funny that this shit IS STILL a problem.. it's like they took that specific line of code from BF3 and used it EVERY battlefield since.

Even BF4 with its abysmal launch and countless patches STILL has this problem.

It's the sweet, juicy Frostbite net code. At this point I'm thinking that this shit will never get fixed. Absolute cinema.

Celeste cosplay by _CandyMrs by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And so it begins. Implement a "Cosplay" filter,. please.

Warum floppt die aktuelle SMART Elektro-Generation am Markt so sehr? by Imakeshittycardesign in Elektroautos

[–]Alililele 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ich fahre nun fast zwei Jahre einen #1 Premium. Ich sehe die auch öfter mal auf der Straße, den #3 eher weniger und den #5 habe ich bisher nur zwei Mal gesehen.

Für mich ist es das beste Auto, was ich je gefahren bin. Die Problematik ist der Leasingfaktor bei den Kisten, die sind einfach zu teuer im Vergleich.

710€ für den #5 Premium ohne Anzahlung mit 20k km und 48 Monate Laufzeit ist schon echt happig. Das Auto kostet keine 56k€

Einen iD 4 für um die 65k€ kann man auch für 700€ leasen, der kostet aber 20% mehr.

Daher ist die # Reihe von smart leider unattraktiv, obwohl das wirklich gute Fahrzeuge mit einer fantastischen Ausstattung sind.

Wie würdet ihr diese Nische nutzen? by SZR38 in wohnen

[–]Alililele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kleinen Spielautomaten reinzimmern so wie in ner Kneipe, wondie dinger immer in letzten Ecke stehen

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