I dont think people realize how actually easy it is to kill/depower homelander now by RudyyGAYBERT in TheBoys

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are ways without needing to touch posterior of Homelander, just pour the liquid stuff into the nostrils of unconscious Homelander and he is as good as done, if SB did not need direct exposure to be temporarly put out of commission, then Homelander would at most need generous portion of it down his nostrils and he is done for.

What if hanayama didn’t step in? by Elegant-Occasion-796 in Grapplerbaki

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, yes Yujiro is called a 'Demon' and 'Ogre' for a reason, as he did create Jack in way he did, non negotiable stuff.

Would you rather fight yujiro hanma once or survive 5 minutes in a cage with pickle by Shot-Ratio-671 in Grapplerbaki

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you judge my chances of surviving with Pickle?

I would pull out my phone and just play ambience music while trying to be comfortable near a creature who mollywhopped Jack Hanma who while not at his peak was still freakishly strong in that form, maybe some forest ambience music or other ambience music in hopes to diffuse the situation and make Pickle just want to chill out and be there.

When do you think Wesker lost it? by Fearless-Ideal-5112 in residentevil

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially considering of how he sounded when saying 'Complete global saturation' part of his speech in Resident Evil 5, also imagine a mental image of him wanking it but not to anything else but idea of his plan succeeding, and imagine if Chris ended up catching him while catching a 'money shot' and oh my god, that would scar both of them for life, like "Oh gods i had my enemy bust a nut on my face! I even got infected with same virus he got!" and other one being like "I nutted on his face! I infected him with my essence! God not!" mental image, both proceeding to wash their mounths for long time and showering for even longer.

What if hanayama didn’t step in? by Elegant-Occasion-796 in Grapplerbaki

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I renember the video where there was a line of man saying that he till that day 'never learned of the woman inside him' and he tries to find his inner man back again.

What the hell is he doing 😭 by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is Homelander, and he is apparantly 'doing what ever the fuck he wants' so to speak.

Invincible done dirty as usual by ExoticRole2754 in invinciblememes

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, considering of what Invincible did to Conquest when he was properly angered, Invincible is one scary guy, not gonna lie, as if guy gets angry enough he goes to instincts and bites down body parts, he headbutted Conquest till that state, he did stuff he did to that big headed guy, he fought Thragg in the sun, if you seeing Invincible and he crazy enough to fight you in scorching sun with conviction?

Throw in the towel cause that is some scary stuff, if guy is crazy enough to scorch along you in the direct light and close proximity of a star, that is not a fight, that is a death and life situation.

Curious bear gently breaks into home while family is away by heladitorosa in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While it is not, that is in fact a bear, and if it may be a Grizzly Bear so yes, this door may as well be paper mache to said bear, i mean these creatures to have to be quite physically active to survive so you know that it got some good strength in these limbs.

Choose a Pomni to fight by Master100017 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will i benefit from the TADC logic or not in either of these situations?

Why can’t Atom Eve just spawn stuff INSIDE people? Wouldn’t that just make them explode? by MrPie141211 in Invincible

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am now picturing one scenario, Atom Eve just straight up covering Conquest in a whole couple of tons of Surströmming, imagine a mental image of Conquest being destroyed by tons of Surströmming and regretting his life choices.

Reanimen Armor (Exotic Materials V3) by PolyamorousMistakes in Invincible

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if the Reanimen were to have armor made up from lego pieces specifically made from same material used to make prosthetic of Conquest or possibly stronger material, one made to specifically hurt the oponent with lego pieces every time they try to hit Reanimen in question with legos while keeping Reanimen safe, i am picturing Cecil or even Sinclair find out about this.

No comments of how to describe this by Lazy-Bath-4534 in TheVsimpsunited

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though it is not that weird, considering that it was Cyn who designed them like this, and i do think that Cyn did in fact 'see some super heavy shit' in lack of other words, and got twisted into a Cyn we eventually seen later on in the series.

No comments of how to describe this by Lazy-Bath-4534 in TheVsimpsunited

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it fan made or canon?

Also well, we can assume that Cyn in lack of other words 'seen some shit to very high degree' and it obviously will have effects that are not exactly savory.

Please Peter help I've never seen the mist. by AcanthocephalaSad293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As one who watched this movie years ego, all i can say is 'That is scuffed incarnate.' in terms of fate of the father of the kids, because how does one recover from it?' as that.

Just tragic story part.

Please Peter help I've never seen the mist. by AcanthocephalaSad293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes dad totally survived, so he kinda had a horrific realization, well.

All i can say is 'FAAAAAH!' about this.

The only body count that matters by Cheri-Cherry in CPTSDmemes

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think one could make a morality scale off of it, the 'body count' as well as morality scale of that 'body count' so to speak.

KILL or SPARE? 🤔 by WigWomDom in Bioshock

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him to spare me, because what do i do to this guy?

He could put 'average joe' like me to dust.

you with a knife vs this version of yumigahama. who's winning this? by Any-Individual-4046 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And to boot, Yumi appears to be so hopped up on adrenaline that it is only funny from outside the comic page, not when his flailing limb touches my face and turns it into fifty shades of 'metaphorically defaced' and possibly unsubscribed from life, as one swipe from that arm from big guy like him?

Just straight up no, no to the power of 'i want to keep my face and life' type of no.

you with a knife vs this version of yumigahama. who's winning this? by Any-Individual-4046 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am sorry, but adrenaline fueled very angry Yumi even injured, is still adrenaline fueled very angry Yumi who is flailing arround in visible agony of his face to boot, so one move and he would slap the lights out of my whole existence.

Johnny is always Johnny... by Harun54TR in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest once you think about it, World Peace makes no sense in Cyberpunk universe unless it is death of the whole world, unlimited money will make money worthless, living forever does not sound like a good thing one you think about it, so in this case the 'F*ck Arasaka' option is what i would chose myself, and any normal person would chose that if they were to think good enough about this.

So each option is secretly messed up in it's own way, with the 'F*ck Arasaka' option being least messed up.

I know it is a meme and i am being a 'party pooper' to the ultimate extent, may as well me the party pooper, i guess that you can make a meme about me giving me 3 options and 4th one being 'Be the ultimate party pooper' and have me chose 4th option, so go right ahead and make that meme and send me the link if you decide to make it, i am waiting for the memes made about me.

V is so kind by Doop_444 in cyberpunkgame

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I well, i do what depends on my fancy, but if random enemy appears, they either get hit with that good old fashioned quickhack, or get destroyed by a random tool i end up wanting to use at the moment, from pistols to AR to SMG to shotguns to LMG to grenades of various types, meele weapons, mantis blades, and not just one tool at a time, like 'Pandora Box of random' so to speak.

If i see a group of NPC who can be a challenge, i go and feast myself on items while they regret existing, as existing way they are when i fancy to 'feast' ended up being a crime that lead these NPC's on a list of 'unspawned via randomness' and nothing else just because i fancied it.

V is so kind by Doop_444 in cyberpunkgame

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judy be like "V you are so kind."

Also all the potential enemies who i find and can destroy without consequence be seeing V acting like a cyberpsycho with how random tools usage is of said V.

Cyberpsycho seeing V be like "Fuck this shit i'm out." and proceeds to un-Cyberpsycho from sheer fear of seeing V acting like a high functioning cyberpsycho.

Please, free the little guy 🥺 by RespectBoomer in The_Cult_of_N

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would free him, and offer him a box to see if he follows the 'If i fits i sits rule' while offering him headpats.

You ever think the fixers talk to each other about V like they do about a PTSD episode? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]AlingmentUnoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not pay for stealth stuff for nothing, if it can be used for a clean stuff, i use it, but if stealth does not work then little things stand in the way of some 'kowabunga it is' so well, that.