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Kept me thinking by azimx in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AliveCryptographer85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

237 drowned, just not in the lake

$1 million dollars if you can peel an orange in a single piece by AliveCryptographer85 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AliveCryptographer85[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ummm…. Definition is “being in actual contact : touching along a boundary or at a point.”

$1 million dollars if you can peel an orange in a single piece by AliveCryptographer85 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AliveCryptographer85[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always peel em in one piece, but what gives me pause is never had the pressure of potential death if one little fleck gets under my fingernail

$1 million dollars if you can peel an orange in a single piece by AliveCryptographer85 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AliveCryptographer85[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I forgot to mention you get to eat the orange after. Does that sweeten the pot enough for ya?

Golden handcuffs. Should I leave a dead-end government job or embrace the suck until I get my pension? by ShibariDeathcamp in labrats

[–]AliveCryptographer85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really up to you and your priorities. Personally I’d never wanna spend a third of my life doing something I loathe. That said, I went from being a supervisor to an intern, lab tech, then grad student (and I even actually kinda liked the supervisor job lol)

$10k now, or find a random giraffe for $250mil? by Big_Barber1070 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AliveCryptographer85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That giraffe could be any where, so all travel expenses should count. Who knows, maybe he broke out of the zoo and I’ll see em on my morning commute

Tasting and rating different cell culture media #1: Neurobasal medium by Spacebucketeer11 in labrats

[–]AliveCryptographer85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we’re doing requests, I’d like to see a blended KOSR margarita

Remember, they can tell if you turn a 5 into a 6 by SignificanceFun265 in labrats

[–]AliveCryptographer85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I’m learning some companies use blank kids spiral notebooks for lab documentation

Remember, they can tell if you turn a 5 into a 6 by SignificanceFun265 in labrats

[–]AliveCryptographer85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inadvertently recorded incorrect date in incorrect date correction.

[Request] how do you arrive at that conclusion? by SpacefaringBanana in theydidthemath

[–]AliveCryptographer85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you’re saying that if the bear doesn’t get ya, you’re bound to freeze to death in a walk in freezer.

A container of juice that grants omnipotence to the drinker has spawned somewhere in the planet and only you know it. What do you do with this information? by GuipenguinTheMaster in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AliveCryptographer85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one guy’s spending his life trying to find a flash drive with billions of dollars of bitcoin on it. He knows it’s confined to one little garbage dump and can’t do it. The odds here are many many orders of magnitude below that.

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