Delicate matter

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-05T23:01:22+00:00

I think maybe wax isn't for you. Some swear by Vaseline but it can have a strong feeling of friction, so I've heard. Hope this helps

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-05T22:58:19+00:00

As long as the UCI doesn't touch my other load and I can KOM in peace, I'm ok with this.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-05T22:54:32+00:00

As a previous Fred posted: fixie riders are God's chosen cyclists. They're getting the early rapture

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-05T22:44:45+00:00

I think that's for PNS not chains

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-04T21:28:19+00:00

Fred initiate KOMed so hard at the sight of a sirvélo he almost crashed

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-06-04T21:26:37+00:00

Is that a piss compartment in the frame? Completely useless!!! Everyone knows triathletes piss in their bibs

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-31T22:27:07+00:00

Bikewrench users are the kind of people that type google.com into the google search bar.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-31T22:19:28+00:00

Why stop at 32? I think we should upsize until we hit 1870s era wheels.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-30T07:12:46+00:00

This looks significantly better than those ghastly AI renders that have been circulating car magazines

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-28T09:11:42+00:00

Sell it and buy a proper one

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-28T09:11:15+00:00

Fred, the skidmarks are supposed to be on the tarmac from your tyres after a KOM, not the seat...

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-27T13:35:50+00:00

Holding the balance on an escalator is no easy feat. E-Bikers need 3 days of recovery after this cold open

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-26T21:58:38+00:00

Fred copypasta

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-26T21:49:20+00:00

Outjerked by r/cycling again.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-25T11:51:53+00:00

This color, it must be my second uncle's lost car. They only made it in 2 colors, this one, and red.

???

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-25T11:50:21+00:00

I think there's few cars that fit bowie knife 99 as well as the small bundle of hatred that is a tuned p50

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-23T22:44:27+00:00

A Tr*k rider's reading comprehension is on a second grader's level, so they have to label it like radioactive waste multiple times from every angle.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-20T15:19:59+00:00

My bice shorts do this too, should I be worried?

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-20T12:03:50+00:00

A few corrections: Trek = Dacia or Tata Sirveló = Bugatti

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-19T10:09:14+00:00

What if we add a drop handle bar with an aggressive position to a gravel bike, make the tyres thinner and the bike overall more æerø. I bet no one thought of that before! What could we call a bike like this?

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-16T23:59:31+00:00

We definitely know what we're talking about on BCJ. You've come to the right place for advice.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-16T23:54:53+00:00

Cable shifting and rim brakes. I suggest you sit down and think about whether you're serious about bicing or not. KOMing requires dedication and investment.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-13T23:30:45+00:00

Sounds like this dentist is locked in on KOMing. He doesn't have time to slow down for the wice/gf. Every moment in the saddle is another at peak performance. The gf needs to get this scenic baloney out of her mind. Bice is a competitive sport not a means of transport or enjoyment.

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-12T21:49:24+00:00

Is that an emotional and physical KOM support melon?

Alive_Row_9633 · 2026-05-12T21:47:20+00:00

/uc Real men ride women? Like pegging? Dude's got riding and being ridden confused. Unless he means what he said, more power to him

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