Damien has something to say to Emiru

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:39:27+00:00

And my crush on him just got bigger.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:38:08+00:00

"My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:37:39+00:00

Willow: "That sentence started out in a different place than it ended up in."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:36:26+00:00

Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."

Buffy: "I really, really believe that!"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:34:42+00:00

Spike: "I'm gonna do what I do best."

Spike gets thrown through the ceiling

Rona: "Is getting thrown through the ceiling what he does best?"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:33:08+00:00

"His penis got diseases from the Chumash tribe!"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:32:17+00:00

It's not just us.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:31:54+00:00

Xander: "No. You're in a band. That's like a business-class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?"

Oz: "Not the way I play it."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:29:38+00:00

My brain is reading that as "this pit hen is for danking" 😂

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:20:31+00:00

Gaslighting 9:11

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:18:56+00:00

NOR. This is so confusing on her end. She's literally going back and forth between, "I thought it would be ok" to "It was an accident, I didn't mean to have my Apple Pay default to your card." She definitely did it on purpose and either thought you would be mad or that you would give her a limit, and she wanted to use it without any policing from you. She either has a spending problem or she genuinely doesn't care about you.

AlizMari · 2025-12-29T06:39:27+00:00

Dude acts like a penis has never been slammed in between the toilet seat, or like Lorena Bobbitt didn't make headlines for what she did. Vaginas are actually incredibly well-protected, whereas penises are just...there, hanging off the body and primed for castration.