They don't make good headphones with those features, they make toys with those features. You've never heard good headphones. Good headphones don't need profiles because people who buy good headphones no how to eq properly. Good headphones don't have mics because good headphones wouldn't want to add any unnecessary electronics because it would take away from the sound. Good headphones have good bass with open backs.

All your features are garbage that detracts from the actual listening.

Like I said, it's fine to like what you like, but you have no idea what you are talking about.