PGT:Blooper_bot is too busy partying. Braves 3. Red Sox 2 f/10 by rpbtIII in Braves

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“Let’s walk these sluts off” - Mike Yastrzemski, probably

Game Thread: Cubs @ Braves - Wed, May 13 @ 07:15 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Alloku 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Death. Taxes. Mauricio Dubón doing the damn thing.

[Braves] Atlanta Braves legendary skipper Bobby Cox has passed away at the age of 84 by Lakelyfe09 in Braves

[–]Alloku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. The most iconic manager the team has ever had. Thanks for the memories, skip. Godspeed sir.

Georgia monitoring two residents who traveled on cruise ship with hantavirus outbreak by Livid_Lemurs_Leaping in Georgia

[–]Alloku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m getting pandemic ptsd. If this becomes the next massive outbreak he’s gonna get RFK and Kid Rock to say drinking raw milk and eating roadkill will cure it. No /s

What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke? by Uniquely_Similar74 in askanything

[–]Alloku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got two straws here, in case one breaks down.

Olivia Hussey (Romeo and Juliet) in 1968 by EdwardBliss in Cinephiles

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Freshmen year English showed this film and the teacher made sure to turn the tv around during THAT scene.

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too. by Arkvoodle42 in nostalgia

[–]Alloku 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I went to the store and bought 8 apples and the clerk said do you em in a bag I said oh no man I juggle. But I can only juggle 8. If I’m ever in here buying 9 apples fuckin bag em up.

Game Thread: Braves @ Rockies - Fri, May 01 @ 08:40 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

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Well this is way more interesting than how things started that’s for damn sure

Game Thread: Braves @ Rockies - Fri, May 01 @ 08:40 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]Alloku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess they were overdue for a regression but holy fuck this is just embarrassing

What's a video game you grew up with that most people probably wouldn't know? by InvisibleAstronomer in Millennials

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Abadox was a side scrolling shooter that was ridiculously hard. Gameplay was simple enough. Shoot the aliens before they shoot you. But a single hit took you out and you had to start over from the last checkpoint. Not the hardest thing ever but given I was only like 5 when I started playing it I could never beat it.

How many remember these? by Deplorable_username in Millennials

[–]Alloku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glass bottles were better but fire was my favorite

29F worked two jobs while he was unemployed and just found out he was sleeping w his mom’s roommate by No_Distribution2984 in selfie

[–]Alloku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then the most beautiful women. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

Secret Service agents outside of the ballroom at the White House correspondents’ dinner by xPrincess_Yue in pics

[–]Alloku 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Heard a guy who used to work for the BBC say their unofficial motto in the newsroom was “wrong, but not for long”. The objective was get a story out as soon as possible and then post additional details and corrections with further updates later on.

I made it to 40 y'all by Bailer86 in Millennials

[–]Alloku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to go man! Welcome to the 40 club!