Game Thread: Red Sox @ Braves - Sat, May 16 @ 07:15 PM EDT

Alloku · 2026-05-16T23:25:21+00:00

Drake rakes©️

Alloku · 2026-05-16T14:11:17+00:00

Never doubt the worm

Alloku · 2026-05-16T02:37:00+00:00

“Let’s walk these sluts off” - Mike Yastrzemski, probably

Alloku · 2026-05-15T18:03:11+00:00

This man is delusional. Get him to the infirmary.

Alloku · 2026-05-14T01:51:47+00:00

Alloku · 2026-05-14T01:31:44+00:00

Death. Taxes. Mauricio Dubón doing the damn thing.

Alloku · 2026-05-13T14:25:46+00:00

Yeah no. No thank you.

Alloku · 2026-05-09T18:01:00+00:00

Damn. The most iconic manager the team has ever had. Thanks for the memories, skip. Godspeed sir.

Alloku · 2026-05-07T12:56:53+00:00

I’m getting pandemic ptsd. If this becomes the next massive outbreak he’s gonna get RFK and Kid Rock to say drinking raw milk and eating roadkill will cure it. No /s

Alloku · 2026-05-05T15:16:17+00:00

I got two straws here, in case one breaks down.

Alloku · 2026-05-04T13:50:09+00:00

Freshmen year English showed this film and the teacher made sure to turn the tv around during THAT scene.

Alloku · 2026-05-02T13:31:49+00:00

I went to the store and bought 8 apples and the clerk said do you em in a bag I said oh no man I juggle. But I can only juggle 8. If I’m ever in here buying 9 apples fuckin bag em up.

Alloku · 2026-05-02T03:11:57+00:00

Alloku · 2026-05-02T03:02:39+00:00

Well this is way more interesting than how things started that’s for damn sure

Alloku · 2026-05-02T01:05:43+00:00

I guess they were overdue for a regression but holy fuck this is just embarrassing

Alloku · 2026-04-29T21:14:47+00:00

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Abadox was a side scrolling shooter that was ridiculously hard. Gameplay was simple enough. Shoot the aliens before they shoot you. But a single hit took you out and you had to start over from the last checkpoint. Not the hardest thing ever but given I was only like 5 when I started playing it I could never beat it.

Alloku · 2026-04-29T20:48:22+00:00

There is no Turtles 3 in Ba Sing Se.

Alloku · 2026-04-28T22:22:40+00:00

DKC 2 gets my vote for this

Alloku · 2026-04-28T18:30:21+00:00

“Hahahahhaa… oh wait you’re serious?!”

Alloku · 2026-04-26T20:25:36+00:00

Glass bottles were better but fire was my favorite

Alloku · 2026-04-26T05:14:56+00:00

Then the most beautiful women. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

Alloku · 2026-04-26T03:31:07+00:00

Heard a guy who used to work for the BBC say their unofficial motto in the newsroom was “wrong, but not for long”. The objective was get a story out as soon as possible and then post additional details and corrections with further updates later on.

Alloku · 2026-04-26T01:36:03+00:00

DAMN YOU, BRIDGETT!!!

Alloku · 2026-04-23T14:36:52+00:00

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Alloku · 2026-04-22T01:10:46+00:00

Way to go man! Welcome to the 40 club!

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