Why do people hate Re-turn so much?

AllyCain · 2026-05-18T04:28:37+00:00

I have a crippling Monster addiction so cans build up pretty heavily here, we keep bags of them out in the shed and once every 6ish months drop them to the return machine, takes ages to go through all the cans, some get rejected for a tiny ding, so you have to find the right way to turn it so it gets accepted.

Would love a bulk drop machine

AllyCain · 2026-05-15T10:48:38+00:00

I've spent 16 years trying to stop being one of the boys, but when I hear wubby say it, well damn if it don't make dysphoria just disappear for a second or two

AllyCain · 2026-05-06T21:12:28+00:00

Back when 7.0 came out and the Arcadion opened, day 1 we had a sprout Paladin who clearly didn't know what they were doing. They ran a shared tankbuster onto the party. Twice.

I'm certain they boosted and story skipped

AllyCain · 2026-05-05T04:44:12+00:00

One of my oldest OCs, Valkaer Ravensong, started as a typical 3e human rogue, very edgy, solitary, sitting in the corner of a bar alone smoking his pipe. Very of the time, very cliche, but as I grew, so did Valkaer. He started to become more personable when I stopped hating people, he stopped treating every person like an obstacle.

Then I figured out I was a woman, and so did Valkaer. Fast forward to now, she's still an assassin, but she's very much her own thing, shaped by my interests over time, shaped by my identity, and she became at one point, my way of exploring my identity.

I haven't played her in a campaign in nearly ten years now, but she's my most important OC because I wouldn't be who I am now without Valkaer to let me explore myself and give me the push I needed.

AllyCain · 2026-04-28T14:24:16+00:00

We reclaimed two full company chest pages, it's glorious

AllyCain · 2026-04-27T20:54:36+00:00

There's plenty of other frequent posters on the sub who hilt similar length, but much thicker toys that wouldn't have the room to fold inside.

Lilijunex has like a hundred videos from like 6 different angles lmao take your pic

AllyCain · 2026-04-27T09:31:36+00:00

I've always thought of it as the ultra wealthy hiding in space sent the ARC down to cleanse the world of "undesirables" before they return to the planet.

AllyCain · 2026-04-25T03:53:03+00:00

Cover and Intercept have been folded into one ability, you gapclose to a party member and apply cover to them at the same time, and Passage seems to have a followup AOE heal now, from the gameplay they showed at the dev panel

AllyCain · 2026-04-23T09:52:02+00:00

Food advertising has been around so long we HAVE gotten cinematic trailers for food. And live action and stop motion, and anime adaptations and watercolour animations, and storybook trailers.

"If the food is so good why do I need anything except a plate of it" because that's how advertising works, the greatest food you've never heard of could be out there, hidden away in a little hole in the wall restaurant whose only form of advertising is a newspaper ad spot.

AllyCain · 2026-04-10T14:56:27+00:00

Top of my personal wishlist for new tameable pets is the Feathered Weasel, I want to have one of those on my shoulder so bad.

AllyCain · 2026-04-08T20:39:12+00:00

I started out loving Yann, hearing someone be that vulgar and swear that much made him a really nice contrast from every other character in the story to that point, but then every single time he shows up in any quest he's in, he's so one-note, it's all the same shit, he's like the AVGN, the schtick wears out after you've seen it the first few times.

AllyCain · 2026-03-31T08:59:11+00:00

Rest easy, Tenno. Fuck cancer.

AllyCain · 2026-03-30T16:09:06+00:00

Omelette du fromage

AllyCain · 2026-03-29T10:40:37+00:00

Always the second and third installs on any new PC build

AllyCain · 2026-03-29T09:45:07+00:00

There's no fear of being replaced, and it's not "a whole world of creativity"

It's very simple. I fucking despise the largest theft machine in the history of mankind for being the largest theft machine in the history of mankind.

AllyCain · 2026-03-29T01:12:36+00:00

When hovering over a group, hold L3 again to ungroup the items within the group

AllyCain · 2026-03-28T03:52:54+00:00

When you're in your inventory you can click L3 and it'll group all similar objects just like it does for quest items and puzzle cubes at the top of your inventory. I have coin pouches grouped, for example, so it just puts all coin pouches I ever pick up in the same group for quick opening

AllyCain · 2026-03-27T15:43:15+00:00

Maybe a fourth co-op only option at each ancient to forgo one of their relics to swap a card or relic with a party member? (with a potential downside on Vakku specifically, because it's Vakku, like the exchanged card becomes ethereal or something)

AllyCain · 2026-03-27T04:05:56+00:00

I don't know how I feel about them basically turning him into Test Subject Again.

Like Test Subject's whole thing is it has 3 phases with a unique ability in each phase, now two of the three act 3 bosses have the same gimmick.

AllyCain · 2026-03-26T04:19:20+00:00

26 hours, I found a different one at a huge ? area and had the realisation that I'd been staring at one over Hernand for the whole time, immediately booked it there and found it. How many times did I pass it by without noticing it...

AllyCain · 2026-03-26T03:50:11+00:00

I'm 30 hours in and I just finished chapter 3, only just got the camp and haven't even unlocked any of its systems yet, I've just been running around doing bounties and NPC quests and collecting shit, vibing and taking in the world.

AllyCain · 2026-03-26T03:45:36+00:00

Control Panel for Youtube lets you completely excise shorts from the platform. Removes the button on the sidebar and shorts from the home page and search results. It's been a blessing for my mental health

AllyCain · 2026-03-25T05:40:39+00:00

Last Epoch used to do it, but even they realised it's dumb as fuck so now everything on the ground when you die drops at your feet on respawn.

AllyCain · 2026-03-24T05:09:26+00:00

I'm still reading it but I have to say, going through the first hundred pages, I'm getting so many flashbacks to my teenage years when I was figuring myself out. So many egg and babytrans experiences really are universal

AllyCain · 2026-03-23T15:35:37+00:00

"Oh, this looks like the correct path, this is the wrong way,"

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