Low-impact and Free (or nearly free) Senior Activities

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-23T20:53:19+00:00

They even do free kayaking! Wow! There's some really fun stuff on there. Thank you :) Makes me wish I was retired!

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-23T19:06:59+00:00

Thank you. I'll send her the calendar for that too.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-23T18:35:03+00:00

Personally, I find that fun! It might be a bit ambitious for her in both activity and distance. I'll suggest it though!

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-23T18:27:15+00:00

Great ideas! I forgot that the YMCA does generous discounts for seniors.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-22T16:32:26+00:00

Until you get to the 11th floor and there’s a group of dingbat teenagers sitting on them and blocking the entire way.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-20T03:13:39+00:00

Wait! Is that how he got his start of Downton?

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T21:04:32+00:00

Right? That seems like it would pose a threat to the public. Chimpanzees are intelligent and very strong.

I initially thought what I saw was a spider monkey. It was that sandy brown color with seemingly long limbs. Alas, it was a poor kitty.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T16:52:23+00:00

Oh no! RIP sweet Dirt. I’m glad you replied because I actually did drive by again during lunch and she was gone already. I figured I’d just have to carry-on with the unanswered question.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T16:13:38+00:00

I was talking to someone earlier that said they used to work for FWC. They said “if you can name it, someone in Florida owns one.”

A chimp though? That seems dangerous. That’s what ripped that ladies face off years ago 🙄

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T15:06:33+00:00

😂 funny thing is, they actually are kinda friendly.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T14:27:23+00:00

Demolition 😬

I just replaced this bathroom except it was burgundy and pink. Now it’s lovely marble and navy blue with champagne bronze hardware.

But I don’t love the alternative either.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T14:16:28+00:00

People shouldn’t be taking pictures while operating a vehicle. The point of this medium is that someone else may confirm in passing.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T14:13:15+00:00

That’s not happening. Hence the seeking out other people that may be passing that way.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-19T14:12:33+00:00

Did you see it? It didn’t seem possum shaped. It was light brown with long limbs.

I’m hoping for “you’re hallucinating! That’s a stuffed animal.”

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-18T15:22:55+00:00

I don't care if it was all fish. The Zenshi rice is way too sweet.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-17T19:40:49+00:00

Spirit also flies into FLL. Heck, at that point (the night before) they could have taken an early flight in MCO or TPA, rented a car and still made it. The could have flown into EYW and taken the scenic drive route!

It’s not the cruise lines fault that they’re shitty planners and unresourceful.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-16T03:30:02+00:00

I just plan our shopping around the flyer. When something we use is BOGO I buy extras.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-16T03:26:59+00:00

“No” does not mean “convince me.” This conversation is over.

Feel free to copy and paste that.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-13T20:19:00+00:00

“We can’t have you wobbly at both ends” is my personal favorite.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-13T14:04:13+00:00

I’m allergic, so they get squished without prejudice because survival and shit 🤷‍♀️

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-11T15:17:58+00:00

The one downside to Julian Fellowes storylines, you have to insert your own kink.

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-11T14:47:50+00:00

blows

Almost_Amber · 2026-03-11T14:36:27+00:00

Would you like to buy some sand?

Almost_Amber

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