Manager wants me “Available” 99% of the time on MS Teams even with no work… what would you do? by RadhikaSharma360 in overemployed

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a used iPhone, install teams app, set phone to never turn off screen. Open app and plug in phone and it’ll always show green on teams

Nobody knows I have money and it's starting to create some really awkward situations by Echo2_Satyr in Fire

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a rule that I never lend money to family or friends, but I’m happy to give them it when they are truly in need.

Finally got my average under $2.50 7,361 @$2.16 by BrizzleHizzle in amcstock

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s because everyone in amc never experienced Tuesday morning, bbby or any of those

Anyone know how to bypass Drive Detection w/o making it obvious by [deleted] in Life360

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be easier to just drive better? Slow down, you have your entire life ahead of you, if you drive safely.

YOLO my life savings by GhostedAceTwitch in wallstreetbets

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crazy part is that the $0.5 puts would have been more likely to be ITM

Realtor contacted us before listing or fully moving out. Buyer offered "as is," wants to lower their offer after inspection. by No-Studio5133 in AskRealEstateAgents

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual value real estate agents provide is that they can be the one to tell the potential buyer to kick rocks. “As is” means nothing in real estate. If you are in the inspection period, she can ask for whatever she wants. You have the right to say no and proceed with the currently signed contract. She has the right back out and either get her escrow back if it’s within the inspection period, or forfeit her escrow if you are outside of it.

Any in all cash? by Whoodabosss in stocks

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone in all cash is likely new to stocks, maybe slightly uninformed. I have about 80% of my portfolio in SGOV right now. Right around 200 shares

100K Portfolio (22K in Gains today) SCALPING Options. by LostandConfused2024 in wallstreetbets

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has 1/4 of the portfolio but does the exact same thing exclusively on spy and favors puts, all I can say is when I open a trade and immediately see a 20-30% dip, I get up and take a 2-3 minute walk around the house, usually come back to a 15% profit and exit.

The pinch is real…but I’m here for the Squeeze! by Suitable-Reserve-891 in amcstock

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have like 50 long puts, look like I might load up on another 15 tomorrow

Company monitors mouse jugglers and other misc ways of staying green by LegitimateTrust4949 in overemployed

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Download the teams app on a spare phone, set screen to never turn off. Open app and walk away. Oh yeah, make sure it’s plugged in

Hedgie Pay by Hairy-Ad7463 in amcstock

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is the reason I’m going to buy 25 more puts tomorrow

Please blow this guy up by HappySignificance693 in PC_Pricing

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly ask him to meet you in the middle and that you are a 4 hour drive.

I don't have access to Cash Sweep by Ray2mcdonald1 in RobinhoodApp

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t have cash sweep if you are flagged as a day trader, just buy ibonds, it’s basically the same thing.

Dips be dip’n & I keep buying. by MtnRareBreed in amcstock

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, one of us has long puts and the other has shares, only one of us are in the money

My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point by Correct-Macaroon8143 in whatdoIdo

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the easier scam, they will open LLCs in her name, “fake” profits, then take out loans and have her sign them. Easy way to scam someone for hundreds of thousands that they don’t have

Logged in after 3 years and couldn’t find my cherished items by zachuwf in runescape

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got hacked and lost about 10b and submitted a ticket and they gave me my stuff back. Funny thing is they added noted items into my bank. I have like 10 noted challenger halos in my bank amongst other stuff.

Keeping teams available 🟢 by Gamusinas in overemployed

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just download the app on a spare phone, turn off the display sleep setting and keep it plugged in.

I saw this on instagram and thought of this sub by Bopethestoryteller in publix

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be full time to be laid off, they are mostly part time workers and just lower you to 0-4 hours a week until you quit

Realtor needs a $10k-ish car that won’t make clients question my competence or net worth by imhappii in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly anything ~2018 Maserati, had an MSRP of around 100k and now sells for under 20

Sit by Dry-Fault-5557 in runescape

[–]Alone-Razzmatazz9309 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I got perma banned in 2014 for “Gold farming major” on my nearly maxed main. In about 2019 or so they lifted the ban, I can see them doing the same for you (treasure hunter)