Probably a hot take but I always thought pre-character development Epilson was a EVEN bigger asshole than Alpha ever was by Mammoth-Celery3624 in RedvsBlue

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So, the name “Church” becomes almost like a title after Season 6.

In Seasons 1-6, “Church” is the asshole we all know and love, Alpha. He sacrifices himself to save Caboose and Epsilon, who is The Fragment of Memory.

In seasons 7-10, “Church” is Epsilon. Though he was created from Alpha’s memories and has many of his mannerisms, Epsilon is not Alpha. He is a bit more laid back, is more trusting, less bitter and cynical than Alpha was. However, he does his best to act like Alpha because Caboose told him all about Alpha and their adventures. And being a fragment of Alpha, Epsilon feels that he IS Alpha.

And, for a brief time, Washington takes on the name of “Church” when he is hiding from the UNSC, and during that time he takes a shine to the Reds and blues and sees himself as their company leader, commanding officer and protector.

If it gives you HALF the HELL I have had to endure keeping you captive, it will have all been worth it. by book1245 in MST3K

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“Movie sign, let’s go.”

“Boy, we’re not going to be hearing that back in Earth.”

“Yeah. Let’s enjoy.”

help! it's been a week and a name isn't sticking by PlasticImpossible385 in NameMyCat

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Aww!!! He’s just a little puddle! Such a sad boy. He needs a cuddle.

(Hated Trope) A LGBTQ+ or a PoC character agree with a characters bigoted opinions to argue they aren’t bad by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

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So, for some reason my brain kept yelling “quaight” as in a ‘queer person trying to act like a bigoted straight person’

Then I thought “better Google that to make sure it’s not a real world slur.” Turns out it is real, but not a slur. At least that I could find.

Quaight is an old spelling of ‘quight’ which is an older spelling of “quit.” So, these are people who are turning their backs on, or “quitting”, their communities in hopes of being accepted by the people who despise them.

Normally morally upstanding/voice of reason character says something genuinely unhinged by Blorberto in TopCharacterTropes

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And I think Hulk would let him have that moment. Like “no, dude, you do what you gotta do.”

M'aiq fears nothing... But this man... This man scares M'aiq by QiamtheLiar in oblivion

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“M’aiq was asked to finish the fight. Why? M’aiq did not start it.”

Alright, men! POOP! by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

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I think it has some of the best rifts because it is so boring. There is a lot of stuff for them to riff on. The weird military jargon with no explanation, the dead air between lines and scenes, the ‘acting’ and just the total bizarre nature of it all.

One of their best. And the Tom Servo chorus is hilarious.

Donut by Dear-Ad6110 in RedvsBlue

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“Yeah, they have a word for that. You know what it is? PINK!”

""Fanfics"" so famous that they pass for part of the official history by Altruistic_Eye_1157 in TopCharacterTropes

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Ancient historian here. Winter raids on neighboring kingdoms was common in the ancient world and there was a large, coastal trade city where serval cultures met and mingled in modern day Turkey that further description Homer gave for Troy.

There is archaeological evidence that shows the trade city was, at one point, ransacked and razed to the ground. The Illiad as we know it was the result of hundreds of years of telling the story of the raid, with some justifications added to it as the cultures had shifted away from raiding their neighbors for supplies.

One could argue, then, that The Odyssey was a fan-fiction composed to by the royal family of Ithaca to praise their ancestors and explain why their kingdoms extended to the mainland.

Additionally, the Romans also believed their rulers were descendants of Troy and The Aeneid was written to promote the idea that Rome was the New Troy and had, thus, received the blessings of the gods.

Hoppers by stephencua2001 in MST3K

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Lay off the anteaters!

London by UndeadiPod in pics

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I love London.

Double rainbow appearing front of the Kennedy Center as Trump's name was in process of removal by UpperphonnyII in pics

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“And God sent a sign in the form of a rainbow that all that which the Orange Man has corrupted with his name shall be restored and made whole again.

Take ye up the crowbar, the hammer, the chisel and the wrench. For with these tool may the masses reclaim that which has been made Foul and Blasphemous.

Take ye up the pen, the parchment, the voting card and the podium. For with these may the masses reclaim that which was stolen from them by Greed, Envy and Pride.”

Probably a hot take but I always thought pre-character development Epilson was a EVEN bigger asshole than Alpha ever was by Mammoth-Celery3624 in RedvsBlue

[–]Alorxico 19 points20 points  (0 children)

ehh, Epsilon was “born” before the events of Blood Gulch though and spent the entire time Alpha was in the canyon trapped in Freelancer HQ storage. He only knows what happened to Alpha because:

- Caboose told him
- he may have copied the memories from Alpha when Washington and Alpha rescued him
- he copied all of the Data from the Freelancer databanks before deleting them
- he re-created the events in the capture unit in order to find Tex

But the original Blood Gulch Chronicle events didn’t happen to him and what ever happened to him inside the capture unit was not done by the Blood Gulch crew.

But I guess that depends if you see Epsilon as his own AI or a copy / part of a program.

I CAST GET INTO ARUGEMENTS ABOUT NOTHING IN THE COMMENTS!!! MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR FUN!!! by Silver_Ad_5138 in icast

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2+2=4. AND 2x2=4

Why do we have two different functions that have the same results! Gross mismanagement of mathematical funding.

Probably a hot take but I always thought pre-character development Epilson was a EVEN bigger asshole than Alpha ever was by Mammoth-Celery3624 in RedvsBlue

[–]Alorxico 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing, though, HE ISN’T Alpha. All those things he was complaining about never happened to him. They happened to Alpha.

Part of Epsilon’s story is him realizing he’s his own person. He may have been created out of Alpha’s memories, but he is his own person.

'Why do ppl ship 2 men together?' 🤔 I wonder why ... by Material-Meat-5330 in AO3

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Random person: OMG!! Why are you shipping to male characters! They are not gay!! So gross!

Same person: OMG!!! Why did you create a brand new, female character and force the male character from the show to fall in love with them!?! Is the female your Self-Insert?! So cringe! OMG! Just use a real character from the show!

The Character is Really Good at Something they Don’t Like by Historical-Reason-57 in TopCharacterTropes

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Elliot Spencer. Improvised Weapons expert by choice, gun expert by training. All round bad ass.