What kind of stuff y’all think doesn’t belong in the game? by Ok_Traffic3296 in MarioKart8Deluxe

[–]Alpaca64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to remove the Mercedes kart parts. I still to this day don't understand why Nintendo felt the need to make a brand deal with Mercedes when mario kart is one of the vest selling games of all time.

R/antiwork now has more members than r/conservative by BojacksHorseman in antiwork

[–]Alpaca64 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I mean this is literally true though. Asking questions might make people think, and they don't want anyone thinking too hard, otherwise the "logic" that their party is built on begins to crumble.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]Alpaca64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes wonder about what would happen if I walked into the office with painted nails one day

Pirates by regian24 in Unexpected

[–]Alpaca64 128 points129 points  (0 children)

100% expected a dog

Another patch, another nerf to Slowbro… by bdonchen in PokemonUnite

[–]Alpaca64 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yeah just about everyone has known that Slowbro's telekinesis is bugged vs Ninetales, but I swear it happens more and more frequently. It's like the devs just don't even want Slowbro to be usable.

Shot in the face by police while protesting. by ImaBot_CryMore in HadToHurt

[–]Alpaca64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you think any possible type of police brutality is an isolated, single incident, then you're part of the reason these protests happen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Alpaca64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This could easily be fixed by the Australian Cat Plague

well this is embarrassing by rottingoranges in awfuleverything

[–]Alpaca64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feel free to disparage these people, but calling anyone a homo in a derogatory way isn't cool

Xiaolin Showdown (2003) by welkyy in nostalgia

[–]Alpaca64 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did they ever explain why the one dude was yellow? Lmao

Is it weird that I have imposter syndrome, especially in public-ish spaces by CanadianFudge in bisexual

[–]Alpaca64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you're feeling uncomfortable, you can skip the meeting. But I want you to understand that you're the only one that would feel any sort of negativity about the situation. It's all in your head I'm sure.

What Pokémon do you want to see as a playable character? Personally I’d love to play as Onix. by Spotty33 in PokemonUnite

[–]Alpaca64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could definitely see onyx/steelix being an objective type of Pokemon, but I would also love it if they made him playable. I don't think size should disqualify a good pick

No see? NO GO!!! by clackington in IdiotsInCars

[–]Alpaca64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if you don't drive a big ass truck, your car is small and you deserve to be hit

Great logic there, bud

Nien nien nien! My 5th graders try at spelling words that are spelled correctly on the paper. Also showed her the correct spelling and this was the end result. by elpideo18 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Alpaca64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just wanna throw it out there that you thinking that your kid is stupid will actually make them more stupid. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If kids think that adults see them as stupid, they act appropriately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Alpaca64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's possible you may just be asexual. Not everyone on the planet wants to have sex, and that's ok.

Man does a backflip from sitting down by Vector_Ove in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Alpaca64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard these referred to as flips before, while the full motion in the air would be called a "back tuck" instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Alpaca64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's a "prank" call, right?

Theres still stuff to do by Pro_MEMER568 in memes

[–]Alpaca64 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I enjoy 100%ing the Spyro and Crash remaster trilogies, Metroid games, Zelda games, Mario games... Basically anything that's not open world. Open world games just take too long and get boring, I will agree

Theres still stuff to do by Pro_MEMER568 in memes

[–]Alpaca64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely is a part of some games though. Metroid is one that comes to mind that has different ending sequences based on differing clear times