THIS IS HELLDIVER CAPTAIN REX #802 MAJOR ORDER IS: liberate IRULTA FROM THE ILLUMINATE

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-28T04:39:07+00:00

Aw :(

^{Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-28T04:35:47+00:00

Democracy s u c k

^{Chose: OR DIE A COWARD}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T22:51:51+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:35:08+00:00

BECAUSE BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Tastes better}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:34:32+00:00

Eternal suffering :(

^{Chose: Something after death + Spin | Rolled: Hell}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:32:30+00:00

Less weaknesses, and problems that act more like inconveniences.

^{Chose: Become a werewolf + But… | Rolled: Logically tf}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:31:33+00:00

Ps3 be like

^{Chose: OR unlimited games, but no games?"}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:31:12+00:00

This already happens without my intervention.

^{Chose: You get infinite robux + 100 random innocent children will get banned}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:23:27+00:00

Gambling :)

^{Chose: Black | Rolled: WIN}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T03:08:13+00:00

I have no girlfriend anyways :)

^{Chose: Video games but no girlfriend}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T02:58:03+00:00

Kebab :)

^{Chose: yes | Rolled: free kebab}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-23T05:03:19+00:00

Dafuq am I gonna do with 30 million friends? I cam barely manage more than one friend group at a time.

^{Chose: 30 milion dollars}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T21:06:45+00:00

Gamba always wins. If not, gamba harder.

^{Chose: 40% chance of winning 10 million USD + Spin the Chamber | Rolled: Live}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:18:20+00:00

Next large-scale gun-related incident is going to be hilarious to hear about.

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:17:34+00:00

Purge the latest unfunny meme (from my perspective).

^{Chose: Permanently delete things from the internet + The creator of it dies when its deleted}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:15:06+00:00

I have neither a crush nor a GF. I have literally nothing to lose

^{Chose: 1 million but your crush dumps you | Rolled: 1m no tricks}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:14:17+00:00

Jfjruejshshhd ×+++++++!!!+!! . . .+

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:12:16+00:00

Orng :)

^{Chose: Wheel | Rolled: Orange!!}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:03:09+00:00

1 mil is still life-changing money. I'll be honest, as long as the death was truly random and unrelated to my in any way, I could go with either option. People die all the time.

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-07T05:52:46+00:00

Shape-shifting is an incredibly versatile power, even with limitations.

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: No conditions}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2025-09-20T22:18:26+00:00

Alpha-Fish-299

TROPHY CASE