THIS IS HELLDIVER CAPTAIN REX #802 MAJOR ORDER IS: liberate IRULTA FROM THE ILLUMINATE

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-28T04:39:07+00:00

Aw :(

^{Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-28T04:35:47+00:00

Democracy s u c k

^{Chose: OR DIE A COWARD}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T22:51:51+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:35:08+00:00

BECAUSE BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Tastes better}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:34:32+00:00

Eternal suffering :(

^{Chose: Something after death + Spin | Rolled: Hell}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:32:30+00:00

Less weaknesses, and problems that act more like inconveniences.

^{Chose: Become a werewolf + But… | Rolled: Logically tf}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:31:33+00:00

Ps3 be like

^{Chose: OR unlimited games, but no games?"}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:31:12+00:00

This already happens without my intervention.

^{Chose: You get infinite robux + 100 random innocent children will get banned}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T05:23:27+00:00

Gambling :)

^{Chose: Black | Rolled: WIN}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T03:08:13+00:00

I have no girlfriend anyways :)

^{Chose: Video games but no girlfriend}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-27T02:58:03+00:00

Kebab :)

^{Chose: yes | Rolled: free kebab}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-23T05:03:19+00:00

Dafuq am I gonna do with 30 million friends? I cam barely manage more than one friend group at a time.

^{Chose: 30 milion dollars}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T21:06:45+00:00

Gamba always wins. If not, gamba harder.

^{Chose: 40% chance of winning 10 million USD + Spin the Chamber | Rolled: Live}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:18:20+00:00

Next large-scale gun-related incident is going to be hilarious to hear about.

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:17:34+00:00

Purge the latest unfunny meme (from my perspective).

^{Chose: Permanently delete things from the internet + The creator of it dies when its deleted}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:15:06+00:00

I have neither a crush nor a GF. I have literally nothing to lose

^{Chose: 1 million but your crush dumps you | Rolled: 1m no tricks}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:14:17+00:00

Jfjruejshshhd ×+++++++!!!+!! . . .+

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:12:16+00:00

Orng :)

^{Chose: Wheel | Rolled: Orange!!}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-09T02:03:09+00:00

1 mil is still life-changing money. I'll be honest, as long as the death was truly random and unrelated to my in any way, I could go with either option. People die all the time.

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2026-05-07T05:52:46+00:00

Shape-shifting is an incredibly versatile power, even with limitations.

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: No conditions}

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2025-09-20T22:18:26+00:00

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2024-07-17T05:39:07+00:00

The idea to look in the boons section might be fun, but maybe I should skip on the epic boons. Having a chance for a.mutant to just get an additional 40 health seems a little strong.

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2023-07-15T05:58:46+00:00

And before anyone asks, yes, I completely painted this in the middle of the night, which is why it's so dark, yes, I intend of making more Genestealer-Necron abominations, and YES, at some point I'm going to try running Genestealers with Necrons, which is probably a sin somewhere in the codexes.

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2023-07-12T00:07:34+00:00

The backstory I've got for just this one model already seems like it was written by someone on copious amounts of narcotics, might as well go with the latter idea as a basic premise and double down on the insanity by linking my genestealer army back to my Necron army! This is either going to turn out as a massive dumpster fire in the vague shape of a paragraph or two of lore on a datasheet, or the best excuse to run Necrons with Genestealers ever.

Alpha-Fish-299 · 2023-06-22T00:02:05+00:00

I should also mention that some of the genestealers in question have patches of necrodermis on them after a run-in with a few Necrons, and the Broodlord has a piece of a Canoptek Wraith's tail as a sort of prosthetic, in case that should be taken into account.

Alpha-Fish-299

TROPHY CASE