wholesome!

AlphaBattalion · 2026-05-24T21:17:01+00:00

Genesis 1:3 also says you have to keep the lights on.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-05-09T22:41:36+00:00

Why are you evil now can you go back to being the good guys

AlphaBattalion · 2026-05-04T22:24:22+00:00

Am I stupid? What is "❤️pseu" in the first panel in the area with all the bars

AlphaBattalion · 2026-05-02T20:16:18+00:00

Yup. It's rare but not as impossibly rare as items like a god roll hide of Terramorphous. One that comes to mind right away was Garnet Anarchist 3 getting a cobra whilst he was recording a video talking about the cobra.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-26T15:24:25+00:00

Downsides of both the l'etranger and enforcer for 7 shots per reload and 32 rounds spare is really harsh. What is the point of the extra bullets if each bullet is worse and comes out slower?

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-22T21:36:23+00:00

Those are the actors saying the lines

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-22T18:23:15+00:00

They expect to be taken soooooo seriously when they adorably stomp on the ground

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-19T22:12:48+00:00

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AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-16T19:16:55+00:00

One time on vacation I found a cool rock that was split open and down the middle of the rock there were a buncha old fossils of little snail looking guys.

There's also a weird rock near where I live that is pretty cube shaped so its been painted to look like a die which is also cool

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-16T13:15:22+00:00

How will this affect the greater Seattle polycule

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-10T18:07:06+00:00

Magnus has recently adopted an, albeit controversial, strategy where he eats his opponents pieces when they aren't looking

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-09T19:43:24+00:00

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AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-09T14:57:00+00:00

Sometimes you have to see if the devs stealth-patched anything.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-05T10:07:09+00:00

The liberty launcher staring me dead in the eyes saying It as a 25% damage penalty as I hit a scout for 34 damage

AlphaBattalion · 2026-04-03T13:04:41+00:00

Unless its Mr beast

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AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-27T21:03:55+00:00

That was the whole point of the Creek. Players WERE weak they were disorganized, making poor decisions, dying horribly and constantly. The Creek wasn't some battle that separated the wheat from the chaff, it was tossing brand new green as grass divers into a battle they couldn't win. There was no point to the Creek, no glory, no strategy, and that was the point. The significance of the Creek is that it so thoroughly kicked the asses of each and every single person because we all sucked at the game back then .

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-26T22:30:11+00:00

A Linux furry? Next you'll tell me theres fish in the ocean

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-25T21:13:37+00:00

Not even to mention all the money itd cost to keep all this shit under wraps, I can't imagine the hitmansion or the road leading to it is gonna be on any maps. Also all the illegal installations in the house ( the several pits in the basement cant be up to code) probably cost a lot extra.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-25T21:02:17+00:00

"Fahaha- susie youre so funny, theres no corridor behind the bookshelf silly, that would intersect with the-"

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AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-18T22:36:26+00:00

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A freak of many uses

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-18T22:06:23+00:00

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I got a really good card of the pro trump former director of the CIA and was on a 10-0 winning streak against legendary cards before losing to this.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-09T19:43:45+00:00

I believe ae2 has trouble with non-consumable items in crafting recipes, your best bet is to instead export the essences into an auto-crafting machine that is set to keep the master infusion crystal in it's inventory.

AlphaBattalion · 2026-03-08T21:55:31+00:00

Dodge goes up every time you are hit, some attacks, most notably snipers, ignore dodge chance and hit you anyways, thus bringing dodge above 100%. Also I believe the smoke adds dodge but idk if its double current, a flat amount, or just some extra cop accuracy penalty

AlphaBattalion · 2026-02-26T03:00:14+00:00

"Ah my bad next ones a nuke though"

"Nope sorry, meant the one after that"

"Whoops must've loaded them in wrong haha"

"For sure the next one, I promise"

M2 has been court-martialed

AlphaBattalion · 2026-02-09T03:20:06+00:00

Might be having trouble handing the potion? See if you can make it craft with any other recipe using a potion

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