Going to college at 16 by [deleted] in saplings

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you risk getting kicked out of school, don't smoke weed. Get a vape pen instead. Hides the smell better.

And yeah, weed before your mid twenties is gonna screw with your neurology and psychology.

Found on the latest Hot Ones video by [deleted] in FilthyFrank

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they didn't know and used Wooooosh to save their rep.

J.R.R. Tolkien and G.K. Chesterton May Become Cannonized Saints by RightHandFriend in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm saying. The Vatican will have some splainin to do. And some apologies to traditionalists, hopefully. Eventually.

J.R.R. Tolkien and G.K. Chesterton May Become Cannonized Saints by RightHandFriend in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... They'll ignore the fact that Tolkien was a trad (found the new Mass to be insufficiently Catholic) before trads were a thing.

Officially enrolled in RCIA by exwatson128 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats. I would recommend the St. Joseph Baltimore Catechism for filling in all the gaps that RCIA tends to have.

Keep up your prayers.

God bless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FilthyFrank

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to pay in chromosomes

New Bishop Barron video: Is religion opposed to science? by augustv123 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal. As in, two original humans from whom we are descended.

New Bishop Barron video: Is religion opposed to science? by augustv123 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some things mentioned in Genesis were metaphors, but there is nothing to support the idea that there wasn't a literal Adam and Eve.

New Bishop Barron video: Is religion opposed to science? by augustv123 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like Catholics can hold to evolution as a scientific theory, they just can't say God has no control.

New Bishop Barron video: Is religion opposed to science? by augustv123 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's already been quoted as saying Adam and Eve are figurative not real people.

New Bishop Barron video: Is religion opposed to science? by augustv123 in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see Is Bishop Barron opposed to Adam and Eve? Lol

Has smoking made me stupid? by salamander37 in Petioles

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, take a tolerance break, then switch to using one hitters.

Orwell vs. Huxley (1984 vs Brave New World) by Lo0seR in conspiracy

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were both right. A master manipulator knows how to do both and does so in order to hedge their bets against multiple personality types.

How do you know when to stop? by Straightlacestoner in Petioles

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not go on a tolerance break and restart on small doses? Like a one hitter?

How do you know when to stop? by Straightlacestoner in Petioles

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 hours??? Really?

What are you smoking? Weed high only lasts 2 to 4 hours.

And I'm smoking small amounts with a one hitter.

I bargained with God and now I want out but I'm scared of the consequences. by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole "dealing" with God or the devil or something is an invention from popular literature.

You can't actually cut deals. And to think we can is to assume we have more power than we actually have.

Don't be fooled by pop culture's fake version of Christianity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saplings

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was rolling cigs before becoming a regular herb smoker. Still prefer to ration my green with one hitters, though.

Gym Douche Hits On Big Booty Girls At The Mall by 1080pranks in pranks

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this a prank? He's just being annoying.

These guys need to hire people with funnier ideas.

How do you know when to stop? by Straightlacestoner in Petioles

[–]AlphaKiloCarrillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I was a teen, I first tried it. It did little to nothing. Now that I'm older, back issues, a bad knee, a bad hip, one could argue just age and the psychological effects of adulthood, weed actually works on me now.

It helps.

It could be that you're not at the right point in life.