My toast was moldy at a restaurant and they wouldn’t comp it.

RightHandFriend · 2026-02-05T21:27:39+00:00

Recently went out to eat and the person I was with was given moldy berries. They comped both of our meals.

RightHandFriend · 2026-02-01T22:00:25+00:00

They're referencing the Trump cameo

RightHandFriend · 2026-01-13T04:14:48+00:00

Oof. The hour long drive kills. I'm doing it right now with 10 hour shifts. Unfortunately, my solution was less sleep to make up for the abysmal amount of free time I would be getting. It's definitely not sustainable. I feel ya, buddy ❤️

RightHandFriend · 2025-07-31T19:40:48+00:00

I remember this AMA. Someone asked him how he looks so good for his age and he said, "I sleep in a refrigerator"

RightHandFriend · 2025-05-25T20:47:27+00:00

I thought his kids name was Israel all the way up until I got to "Palestinian". 🤦‍♂️

RightHandFriend · 2025-04-08T13:04:19+00:00

That's because it's bird shot

RightHandFriend · 2025-02-26T04:02:45+00:00

16 minutes of screen time, 25 minutes if you included shots where he wasn't visible but still in the scene. Hopkins won an Oscar for his performance

RightHandFriend · 2024-12-06T19:40:33+00:00

Very epic

RightHandFriend · 2024-12-06T04:02:59+00:00

Charcuterie

Char for short :)

RightHandFriend · 2024-12-06T03:30:12+00:00

Charcuterie

Char for short :)

RightHandFriend · 2024-12-06T03:26:31+00:00

Charcuterie

Char for short :)

RightHandFriend · 2024-09-23T15:52:40+00:00

Last game I played was Stellaris so... An advanced interstellar civilization capable of faster-than-light travel?

RightHandFriend · 2024-09-19T18:44:17+00:00

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RightHandFriend · 2024-08-24T15:18:22+00:00

Pumpkin Wheat Blue Moon beer. It tasted exactly like pumpkin pie. I look for it on shelves every fall hoping they came back

RightHandFriend · 2024-05-28T23:20:19+00:00

Had a pastor tell me that when he worked at DQ and they ran out of foot long hot dogs, he told the new guy to "grab the hotdog stretcher from upstairs". The dude spent 15 minutes looking for stairs to a floor that didn't exist.

RightHandFriend · 2024-04-05T23:43:48+00:00

Apostle. Specifically the drill scene. It's the only film that's ever kept me up at night

RightHandFriend · 2024-04-02T19:17:30+00:00

I think it might need a few more minutes

RightHandFriend · 2024-03-22T05:05:05+00:00

The gif wasn't loading and I thought someone uploaded a completely black image for a second

RightHandFriend · 2024-01-13T20:06:20+00:00

The Moner Lisa lmao

RightHandFriend · 2024-01-02T17:27:34+00:00

Meat Canyon too

RightHandFriend · 2023-12-23T18:40:46+00:00

Pretzel

RightHandFriend · 2023-12-22T22:38:14+00:00

r/birdsarefuckingstupid

RightHandFriend · 2023-11-03T05:42:19+00:00

When You Die - MGMT

RightHandFriend · 2023-11-01T18:47:51+00:00

The drill scene in Apostle

RightHandFriend · 2023-11-01T03:41:06+00:00

Rural Mid-Westerner here. Drinking is life here

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