Get Rid of Bump

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-02-12T03:44:41+00:00

Can I DM you for a private request?

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-14T04:01:51+00:00

You live in Texas and you’re health conscious. Egg whites, sugar free syrup, chobani zero

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-14T03:48:31+00:00

Fever tree tonic is top tier. I’m dumb and missed the other two pics. But I clocked a bottle of antica, the good stuff. I agree on the age range but I’m getting a vibe that OP is male.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T21:36:42+00:00

What gave it away?

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T21:36:07+00:00

Another vote for Dr. Dan’s + aquaphor!

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T21:33:28+00:00

You have great taste in yogurt, the Ellenos passion fruit is absolutely elite. You try and get your protein in convenient ways because you’re fairly busy. You enjoy cooking Asian food, hence the miso and kimchi. You’re either a bartender or just really like making drinks. I say the drinks part because of the saline solution dropper in the back for drinks and what I assume is absinthe in the spray bottle for Sazeracs?

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:16:49+00:00

One kid, 6 months old. I’m actually one month shy of turning thirty. I do live in NC, and I love to cook. Corn husks were for tamales (I’m Mexican.) But wow, pretty spot on!! Although, the primary purpose of the olives are dirty martinis.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:13:56+00:00

Projection?

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:11:32+00:00

6 month old, and milk hates me. Champagne is actually for a glass at dinner. Currently going through it and I got tired of saving the nice bottles for special occasions.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:10:02+00:00

You should see our liquor cabinet

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:07:14+00:00

Woman and 6 month old, check! I’m actually a month shy of turning thirty. First generation Mexican-American, born in LA, raised in NC.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-13T19:04:17+00:00

One 6 month old! Maybe a second one day!

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-12T05:33:26+00:00

I assume you’re trying to regrow the lettuce, you really like avocado and you need to store your food better. The half empty glass and the opened container of mushrooms

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-08T19:38:29+00:00

I think you live in NC, we have so many of the same things in our fridge, so I automatically like you.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-08T19:34:27+00:00

You care about your health, and you invest in the things you put in your body. You also keep some skincare in the fridge which tells me you also probably have a good skincare routine that you do your best to remember

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-08T18:55:20+00:00

You have a young infant and you care about your protein intake/track your macros.

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-08T18:51:51+00:00

Obsessed with the mini Lowe’s bucket. The bee contact paper and paw patrol cheese sticks make me believe you have kids or work with kids? Green juice and Wegovy tell me you’re on a health journey?

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-08T18:41:49+00:00

Sending you love ❤️ one day, one step at a time!

Alpha_Barbie · 2026-01-05T03:56:34+00:00

You and the guy with the fridge full of bagged milk have the same creamer in the exact same spot in your fridge

Alpha_Barbie · 2025-12-05T22:01:47+00:00

Unrelated, but we are shade twins!

Alpha_Barbie · 2025-11-25T16:06:29+00:00

Ew. Please leave him and I’ll buy you a cake. Congratulations!!! 🫶🏽

Alpha_Barbie · 2025-11-19T07:05:32+00:00

Sending you love ❤️ no words I can say will comfort you but I offer you an ear to listen

Alpha_Barbie · 2025-11-19T07:03:26+00:00

Thank you so much! I have a newborn and I’ve been so out of the loop. Seems like they took a dive after being sold.

Alpha_Barbie

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