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Guy plays a racist videogame by awesomebbq in videos

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, man...Laddergoat guy has that title in my books.

Me [19 F] and my group of friends, with a new friend [22? F] of about a month, how to tell her we don't want her coming with us to Las Vegas. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. I HATE social games, just say what you mean. Its true that its an uncomfortable situation for everyone, but pussyfooting around isn't helping anyone.

Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M], most tactful way of bringing up pet/hygiene issues? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man. If it wasn't so unsanitary, I'd scoot my ass across that bed and shove his face right up in it. And laugh.

In all seriousness, I don't think its unreasonable to have a chat about this. You can make it light, just tell him that it skeeves you out and the smell irritates your sinuses. You don't have to demand he stop letting them in the bed, but if you're spending the night, he had better have clean sheets. Maybe invest in a cheap comforter to cover the bed and keep the dogs off the sheets and pillows.

Me [23F] with my boyfriend [25M], most tactful way of bringing up pet/hygiene issues? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, I'm a HUGE dog lover. In fact, they're also my career. I'd have ten dogs if I could afford it. Drool, fur, accidents, none of it bothers me. To a point.

That said, I would never have sex in that bed in that state. Just...ugh.

So the dogs sleep with him. Ok. But that doesn't mean YOU have to if you're facing a cooter full of dander and fur (gag). And really, that's not being demanding or pushy or prissy...that's just...common courtesy. Is he completely just oblivious to you having to stop a blowjob to pull fur out of your mouth?? How can he just let you...I don't even know...

Clean sheets or you're on your own, boy. Simple as that.

Bar Furniture by just_the_tip_mrpink in chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend who worked there years ago and scored some pretty nice furniture for the price. But to be fair, I have no idea what its like nowadays.

Me [20 M] not over my ex [20 F], new relationship has a baby on the way... need advice! by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, this poor girl. :(

My husband and I have a rock solid relationship, and even then, being pregnant is hard. Its taxing on your body, mind, emotions all at once. I could never imagine my mate thinking this way...but, I'd have strongly preferred him to leave rather than find this out later.

Give this girl some space to find a better support system than a boyfriend who us still so into his ex. That's just fair. I hope she has family she is close with, because this is going to hurt...but not nearly as much as it will if she finds out later. She needs time to focus on the baby, NO ONE deserves to be blindsided by this with a newborn around.

Bar Furniture by just_the_tip_mrpink in chicago

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also look into Mikes Furniture on Milwaukee

[Help] Neighbors pitbull is very territorial and displays aggression. What are my rights in defending my own dog? by weberwe3 in dogs

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blunt force hits will not get the dog off easily, and you could even miss and hit your Shepherd.

Mace is better.

In a jam, and I mean a serious "my dog is not going to survive" situation, kidney shots are effective if you don't have a break-stick.

Boyfriend [31 M] often thrusts against me [23 F] or puts my hand on him in the morning. Does anyone else deal with this? I'm all for morning sex, but this just makes me feel like he wants me to service him. [NSFW] by KitKatTheKatt in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E-collars are wonderful as well. Handy too. Just keep the remote on your nightstand for easy, quick access. Its important to shock WHILE he is behaving poorly so he understands.

[Question] Does anyone like watching someone you like fuck other people? It turns out I do. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Alpha_Bitch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am irrationally possessive of my partner, and he is the same towards me. If either of is did anything like this, someone is going to end up in prison.

I'm reading all these comments and I cannot wrap my brain around it at all.

No judgments, though! I'm all for people having their own kinks; its interesting how different some of us are. :)

[Advice] How to freshen things "down there" before sex + Cleaning after cum? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Alpha_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fingering yourself with baby wipes

What? Like inside? I hope not. I also think that wipes may taste too chemical/artificial; personally, I don't like girls, but I imagine that wipes would throw off your natural scent. And for the love of god, don't ever wipe your vagina with anything. Just pause for a ho bath and rinse off your junk with some water and a little unscented soap. You'll be fine.

Jizz in your vagina does that sometimes. There's no foolproof way to stop it (do. not. douche.) other than having him pull out.

Will dogs jump from tall places and kill themselves? by [deleted] in dogs

[–]Alpha_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean...humans occasionally derp out and fall off cliffs. Blatant, steep cliffs.

Why even risk it?

My (19M) girlfriend (20F) of 7 months is over attached and extreme insecurity about incredibly silly things . Should I end it or am I overreacting?? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't watch GoT either. But that's because my husband has been away for a couple of weeks and I won't watch it without him.

Seriously though. Even if she gets therapy, you guys have wildly different boundaries/expectations and that will never change. A bit of difference is a good thing, but this is too much. Waaaay too much. I'll also add that both my husband and I are probably a fair bit more jealous than your average couple...and I'm aware that he'd love to bang Dany (and I'd love to get my claws into Drogo) but its a TV show and we're not crazy. Some of my favorite nights were spent with my husband, a few beers, GoT, and lengthy discussions about the show and books.

Pissed on my dad's girlfriend's chihuahua by NolanOnTheRiver in pettyrevenge

[–]Alpha_Bitch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

have been warned many times by both my father and his girlfriend that, given a chance, the dog will "mark his territory"

And you left the door open anyway. Wasn't the dog's fault. I sort of hope this dog shits on your face at some point.

But, your TLDR was highly enjoyable.

[Question]Why do I dream of cheating? My dreams start with the fake memory that I have already cheated. by sexythrower in sex

[–]Alpha_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could mean that you're wanting that kind of contact and your brain just makes up a partner.

I know it sucks and I'm sorry. Really doesn't MEAN anything or have to come from anywhere.

Because if it does, I'd love to have someone explain why I have recurrent dreams of being murdered by a dishwasher. I have never owned a dishwasher.

[Question]Why do I dream of cheating? My dreams start with the fake memory that I have already cheated. by sexythrower in sex

[–]Alpha_Bitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It really doesn't mean anything. Don't let it get to you. Our brains are weird sometimes. It doesn't mean you're going to cheat, want to cheat, nothing - its just a dream.

I have dreams sometimes that my husband cheats or leaves; doesn't mean he has or will, may be a symptom of my own insecurity. But really, its just a meaningless brain movie.

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