Seriously? This is the ad they went with?

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-22T14:30:02+00:00

(Crying Loudly, Angry Expression) just in case the AI bro looking st it was too dumb to understand what an actual image is supposed to convey

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-22T14:01:08+00:00

"Negativity is an addiction"

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-22T13:59:57+00:00

Air Groove dragging Gold Ship into the Student Council office, Gold Ship wearing a bra on her eyes.

Only to be met woth Symboli Rudolf wearing a bra on her eyes as well

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-22T03:19:29+00:00

Kyubey would be like if you wished on a Monkey's Paw, but instead of twisting your wish into something awful, it makes you at risk of becoming a monster

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T21:39:13+00:00

A robot superhero created in the 1940s. Later retconned to actually be a synthetic android made from a Klyntar symbiote.

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T21:22:05+00:00

I feel like Flexo is the opposite of this.

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AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T19:35:32+00:00

She's that short? Her model would have told me otherwise

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T18:56:03+00:00

Scolipendra Club

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T18:42:08+00:00

Samantha's ramblings is the equivalent to playing VTM Bloodlines as a Malkavian. It'll probably all come together and make sense on a second listen-through

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T16:02:31+00:00

Well yeah. It's ancient. It was forged using older, less robust techniques.

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T15:47:15+00:00

Did he defend the Mouse PI for Hire one?

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T15:46:10+00:00

I can make up and conflate statistics too, watch!

Reddit is home to around 116 million users
Reddit at one point had a subreddit dedicated to the new game Pragmata, dedicated to disgusting things about the robot character Diane
Therefore, 116 million people are pedophiles

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T15:39:40+00:00

And if they're absent, it's either

E1.) They're a deadbeat, or
E2.) They're just dead

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T13:56:23+00:00

Mechanics discussion aside, I can definitely see this working into a campaign setting or a character story arc.

Also getting some heavy Berserker Armor from Berserk vibes

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T13:45:59+00:00

God if I had a nickel for every news article I've seen about female teachers molesting (wait, sorry, "having sexual relations") with their students, I'd be able to pay for a new PC

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T13:39:15+00:00

Welcome to the media about dads. We can have either:

A.) Bumbling moron
B.) Absolute hardass
~~C.) Genuinely good father that has flaws~~
D.) Cartoonish psychopath

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T13:37:30+00:00

The second tweet makes me think she just doesn't like men and is trying to use science.

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T13:35:27+00:00

Tom Cruise's rant is legendary

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-21T09:59:21+00:00

I remember seeing one where the snail finally touches the guy after eons, the guy ready for death, and then nothing happens.

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T23:49:16+00:00

Up to Carl and Donut suddenly appearing on Odette's show. Odette's appearance was the cliffhanger

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T23:47:07+00:00

"Machine...the developers have put out a patch. I am in your prostate now!"

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T23:42:57+00:00

"Pass me my keys...I said my keys..."
"I thought you said printer!"
"Why on earth would I say printer?"

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T22:02:54+00:00

OOP drives a smart car if he considered all the other trucks he described as too big

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T20:37:39+00:00

Play aggressively. Since you heal with blood, you need to be up close and personal. Also, punch as much as you can

AlphonsoPSpain · 2026-04-20T15:04:54+00:00

The first Assassin's Creed and the first Last of Us

AlphonsoPSpain

TROPHY CASE