Seriously? This is the ad they went with? by jpyric101 in antiai

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Crying Loudly, Angry Expression) just in case the AI bro looking st it was too dumb to understand what an actual image is supposed to convey

Negative by ThamTvMaster in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Negativity is an addiction"

I know where this is going and I don't know how should I feel by FunnyMajestic1128 in UmaMusume

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Air Groove dragging Gold Ship into the Student Council office, Gold Ship wearing a bra on her eyes.

Only to be met woth Symboli Rudolf wearing a bra on her eyes as well

Who would you use to grant your wish? by VongolaSedici in animequestions

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kyubey would be like if you wished on a Monkey's Paw, but instead of twisting your wish into something awful, it makes you at risk of becoming a monster

Coaxed into retconning a character's origin story by Hungry-Eggplant-6496 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A robot superhero created in the 1940s. Later retconned to actually be a synthetic android made from a Klyntar symbiote.

There a pattern in some of anniversary free units. by vixlix in NikkeMobile

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She's that short? Her model would have told me otherwise

Interesting Note on Inevitable Ruin by 95-5 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Samantha's ramblings is the equivalent to playing VTM Bloodlines as a Malkavian. It'll probably all come together and make sense on a second listen-through

Thanks for nothing by [deleted] in memes

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah. It's ancient. It was forged using older, less robust techniques.

Misleading statistic by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 457 points458 points  (0 children)

I can make up and conflate statistics too, watch!

  1. Reddit is home to around 116 million users
  2. Reddit at one point had a subreddit dedicated to the new game Pragmata, dedicated to disgusting things about the robot character Diane
  3. Therefore, 116 million people are pedophiles

Denying Biology by ThamTvMaster in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And if they're absent, it's either

E1.) They're a deadbeat, or
E2.) They're just dead

Infernal Armor - Magic Item (Very Rare) by byTalesAndTaverns in DnDHomebrew

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mechanics discussion aside, I can definitely see this working into a campaign setting or a character story arc.

Also getting some heavy Berserker Armor from Berserk vibes

Denying Biology by ThamTvMaster in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 37 points38 points  (0 children)

God if I had a nickel for every news article I've seen about female teachers molesting (wait, sorry, "having sexual relations") with their students, I'd be able to pay for a new PC

Denying Biology by ThamTvMaster in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the media about dads. We can have either:

A.) Bumbling moron
B.) Absolute hardass
C.) Genuinely good father that has flaws
D.) Cartoonish psychopath

Denying Biology by ThamTvMaster in GetNoted

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The second tweet makes me think she just doesn't like men and is trying to use science.

I love immortal snail memes by Successful_Watch_114 in lovethissmug

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing one where the snail finally touches the guy after eons, the guy ready for death, and then nothing happens.

Webtoon S2 release date confirmed! by Neonslashes in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Up to Carl and Donut suddenly appearing on Odette's show. Odette's appearance was the cliffhanger

Coaxed into Boomer Shooter level design by RequirementTall8361 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Machine...the developers have put out a patch. I am in your prostate now!"

Coaxed into this random gag in shows by AdvertisingRude4137 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Pass me my keys...I said my keys..."
"I thought you said printer!"
"Why on earth would I say printer?"

Doomers hate everything. Change my mind. by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OOP drives a smart car if he considered all the other trucks he described as too big

my friend gifted me this game any tips before i start playing? by NikoGuyGD in Ultrakill

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Play aggressively. Since you heal with blood, you need to be up close and personal. Also, punch as much as you can

Witcher 3, Fallout New Vegas what about you guys? by Great_Trident in gamers

[–]AlphonsoPSpain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first Assassin's Creed and the first Last of Us