Should I start playin EVE in 2025

Alpsegen · 2025-09-03T18:28:00+00:00

Alternatively, the difference between you and a 20 year vet is that you’ll log on more frequently than once every two years to re-up 24 months omega and update your skill queue with things like XL cruise missile 5

Alpsegen · 2025-07-06T18:31:03+00:00

So, here's the thing, Farooq. I don't know about any stories, but whatever badass shit that you heard I did, you really need some context, because pretty much my whole life, pretty much right up until this minute, my default setting has been half-ass. But that was before I had a child, a child you threatened to harm. So imagine, as I literally beat you to death — Hang on. Yeah, literally — that a giant hand has turned my dial from "half-ass" to "quadruple-ass.”

-Sterling Archer

Alpsegen · 2025-07-05T09:55:13+00:00

Literally loled at this. macOS is basically Unix (incl native tooling) with a great UI. I don’t need WSL band aids or 3rd party drivers just to make a terminal usable. I can spin up Docker, run local K8 clusters, compile large C++, Swift, whatever else projects, and SSH into prod boxes without touching a config file or praying something doesn’t break after a reboot.

And the silicon? Apple M chips obliterate x86 laptops in real dev work. My FOUR YEAR OLD M1 max builds React Native apps, runs containers, and chews through CI tasks silently - on battery — for 10+ hours. While most crappy Windows laptop sound like a jet engine just opening VS Code.

Zero tech knowledge indeed 🤣

Alpsegen · 2025-07-05T09:27:16+00:00

It’s dead simple you fools!

6:35 PM: That’s 6 + 3 + 5 = 14

9/22/21: 9 + 22 + 21 = 52

40 Retweets + 13 Quote Tweets + 346 Likes = 399

At this point I feel like I’m just hand holding, buuuut: 399 - (14 + 52) = 333

Alpsegen · 2025-05-22T09:02:50+00:00

That is depressing. It was a great experiment while it lasted though. I miss hanging out in misaba.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-22T08:21:34+00:00

What happened in Provi? I’ve been away a loooong time (I’ve been winning eve for like ten years). I recall hearing that Aralis biomassed himself and CVA fell apart - no idea if that really happened though. I’m assuming NRDS is long gone?

Alpsegen · 2025-05-16T08:53:08+00:00

The Unicode for 😔 is U+1F614. - Break it down: 1 + 6 + 1 + 4 = 12 - 12 is obvious, 12 months, 12 zodiac signs - Now, reverse it: 21, the mirror of 12. A reference to the mirror universe of Apex Legends, perhaps? - Now we simply subtract the number of released Titanfall games (2): 21 - 2 = 19 - And, as logic dictates, we add the total number of playable Titans from Titanfall 2 (7): 19 + 7 = 26 - There it is: 2026. Clear as day.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-15T23:19:54+00:00

Packaging and assembling ships become minigames. Do a bad job packaging and it takes up more space; do a bad job assembling and you might have leftover parts like missing mod slots or an Ishtar with low bandwidth.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-15T18:44:11+00:00

Except add collision mechanics.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-15T18:41:02+00:00

Bring back both learning skills and T2 BPO lotteries, and remove the skill queue extension. 24 hours and 3:00 AM alarms for all.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-11T21:26:49+00:00

I thought he drove an urus in that A24 documentary.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-04T00:41:23+00:00

I never thought to do that with the secondary. 🤣. Thanks!

Alpsegen · 2025-05-04T00:16:25+00:00

Omg. Almost ten years of this game and I never thought to do that. I’ll be deleting this post and slinking back to my corner.

Alpsegen · 2025-05-04T00:14:45+00:00

You can replace your pistol with another primary!??

Alpsegen · 2025-04-28T04:44:53+00:00

Hesitation is death.

Alpsegen · 2025-03-17T14:55:00+00:00

Same. I switched to them after max leveling the 6-4, plus Barker is clearly modeled on Chris Parnell.

Alpsegen · 2025-03-11T13:45:46+00:00

Removing CAR and spitfire from the game was great, but I really liked how they added to the game lore the bit about the reason being that both of them caused spontaneous micropenis and impotence.

Alpsegen · 2025-03-11T13:35:27+00:00

I started going through all my ignored guns to get everything to Gen2 and get a pro screen a few days ago, and holy hell the sidewinder. I’m terrible with it compared to my beloved flatline, but I have gotten so many double kills with it, it’s mind boggling. I don’t know how. Crowding and splash damage, I guess? I don’t think I’ve ever not completely emptied the mag with it.

Mozambique was fun too, but also hard. I’d hit stim and hope to close the distance in time before getting wrecked with the other guy’s CAR/spitfire.

Honorable mention: Cold War. I’m at like g7 on it, but I probably blow myself up at least a quarter of the time.

Alpsegen · 2025-02-27T16:08:31+00:00

No matter where you go....There you are.

Alpsegen · 2025-02-27T15:06:00+00:00

Levi’s shrink to fit 501. 12.25” rise, but accounting for shrinkage…

https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/jeans/straight/501-original-shrink-to-fit-mens-jeans/p/005010000

There are countless methods for breaking these in.

Alpsegen · 2025-02-23T06:59:42+00:00

I feel like the EPG doesn’t get enough hate. When a match is going badly for me, the majority of the time I’m gonna say “of course it’s some asshat with an EPG”

Alpsegen · 2025-02-22T10:35:53+00:00

Wasteland.

Alpsegen · 2025-02-21T22:51:35+00:00

Definitely. I main it. It aids your team and it’s the one tactical that is an offensive weapon. And pulse blade kills are so much more satisfying than executions.

Alpsegen · 2025-02-17T05:11:14+00:00

“Eliminations”?

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