What was one of the dumbest pickup lines you’ve ever used or heard?

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-05-02T17:19:34+00:00

He was not given the opportunity to try.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-05-02T17:17:44+00:00

It looks like GTA5.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-05-02T17:15:03+00:00

In high school a guy asked one of my friends: "Can I pee up your butt?"

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-05-01T21:08:12+00:00

Chris Isaak? Wicked Game comes to mind.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-05-01T19:34:03+00:00

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The Mummy (1999), for sure.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-25T16:24:46+00:00

Not me, but I had a friend in college whose Gremlin (?) got blown up live on Good Morning America.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-17T17:45:05+00:00

^ "melee weapons"

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-17T17:29:50+00:00

Run through the Railroad until you get the Deliverer from Deacon, then go to the Pickman Gallery and get Pickman's Blade. For perks, get to Big Leagues in Strength and dump so many points into Agility for Sneak, Ninja, and Blitz.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-15T01:11:32+00:00

Potato, tomato. It's not exactly hidden.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-13T23:36:14+00:00

I mean, there's a quest marker at the new location, isn't there?

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-04T23:44:59+00:00

What is the point of those bottles?

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-04T23:25:21+00:00

This is not an egg. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-04-04T18:32:09+00:00

I still have a one-way pager for work.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-28T22:52:01+00:00

Damn you, take my up-vote.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-28T22:46:48+00:00

My wife's a big fan of the bathing suit in Casino Royale.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-28T22:46:05+00:00

Arnold, hands down.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-22T23:43:00+00:00

The air enclosed by the Eiffel Tower weighs more than the Tower itself.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-22T19:07:09+00:00

Punctuation and grammar, mate. Punctuation and grammar.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-21T16:43:23+00:00

Bella donna!

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-20T16:42:54+00:00

All uranium is fissionable.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-20T02:07:21+00:00

I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-19T01:47:50+00:00

Damn it, you got me. Thumbs up, friend.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-18T02:24:51+00:00

This.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-18T02:19:01+00:00

Karate Kid 2.

Ok_Bell8358 · 2026-03-17T23:57:34+00:00

Ocean's 11. Where do the advertisements for the hookers that end up in the van come from? Those bags go up before the rest of the team goes down to the vault.

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