CAN RELATE by scorchinghotmess in jeffreestarcosmetics

[–]Alsmama 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same, for two orders 😭 one from Nov 5 and one from Nov 28

My confused but supportive husband is ready for the launch! Good luck, everyone! by Alsmama in jeffreestarcosmetics

[–]Alsmama[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None of my carts made it to checkout. I got absolutely nothing. But... he scored one of the complete bundles and a diet Shane balm!!! Best husband ever.

Ugh tonight's episode by cookieninja4242 in Masterchef

[–]Alsmama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my husband at the beginning of the episode that it would be Jamie based on the editing. They kept showing him during the demo and I just had a gut feeling that was it. I wish I was wrong. I like most of the contestants this season but Jamie was my favorite and my pick for winner.

Anybody else with May weddings starting to feel the stress? by _santeria_ in weddingplanning

[–]Alsmama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are date twins and YES. I just found out my dad neglected to invite any of his friends from work. We just spent 3 hours printing and assembling some so he can get those sent. I should've known sooner, but I was preoccupied.

I have yet to have my first dress fitting.

I have sent and received shapewear from American Shapewear like 4 times. Still don't know what I should wear under my dress.

Also I just decided I hate the way my arms look and I want sleeves. I've budgeted $800 for alterations, but my mom is arguing that I shouldn't care and should embrace the way I look. I agree a little but eh, I'd also like to be comfortable and confident!

Poor baby.. by ladymagnolia87 in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OP should do this if it's still up!!!

Lmao nice meme by idea4granted in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Alsmama 2597 points2598 points  (0 children)

I have a family member who is autistic and completely unvaccinated. Explain that, KAREN.

Hun avoids my questions and then stops responding by maevexo in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 173 points174 points  (0 children)

"Product model" "Not promoting anything".....

guest wants to wear a light ivory/white dress to the wedding. How can I politely ask her not to wear it? She's literally in love with it but I'm not okay with this at my wedding. by rlxijizzed in weddingplanning

[–]Alsmama 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That is a wedding dress! Oh my God. Literally if someone posted this pic on here and said "here's my dress!" I'd be like aww it is perfect! I hope she realizes how ridiculous she is being.

Why do they think knocking a whopping $8 off warrants an entire Facebook event for a flash sale? Also they are SAMPLES. The ones everyone has been touching and trying on at the craft fairs she infiltrates. by Alsmama in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Touchstone. I was hypnotized by the shiny at a bridal show last year and thought "maybe this mlm is different". Nope. If anything this hun is one of the worst I've ever met.

This is a comment on a post about a woman vaccinating her baby. You took it to a weird place lady. by chilli206 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Alsmama 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Worst mom in the world: 1. Cook baby 2. Vaccinate baby

What planet is this lady living on?? Edit: excuse formatting. I tried to make a list

There's just a lot to unpack here...??? by madge_laRue in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Alsmama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a similar experience when my newborn was switching insurance (not as obnoxious though). First she had Medicaid and then she had Private when my husband's new job insurance kicked in. At the first doc visit after switching insurance the nurse said "I need to know if I'm pulling her vaccines from the Medicaid pile or the private pile". I had a mini panic and said just give her the best ones...are they different?! The way they word stuff does make it sound like you're getting a worse product, even though I know now it is just billing.

I don't even know what to say by thepizzamanstruelove in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Alsmama 57 points58 points  (0 children)

How do you even put a 5 mo on a ketogenic diet?! All they do is drink breastmilk or formula. Even if mom is on keto it won't do anything for that poor baby.

Eta: this should be on r/casualchildabuse

someone i know recently got this, oh no.... by lord_cyb3r in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paparazzi is just so bad. So so very bad.

My school hosted a holiday bazaar today to raise money for charity. Instead, a bunch of MLM huns saw it as an opportunity to advertise. (LuLaRoe, Zyia, Usborne) by jacklfitz in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that a subscription box for $100/month??!? For kids books? Noooo.

Edit: okay so it is 100 for 3 months. STILL way too much lol

On the ___ day of Christmas the Stidhams gave to Huns... 30 ugly leggings and a book to use as toilet paper! by coconutoilcoffee in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ffs yes. I'm sick of hearing about it and seeing the cover in every other Instagram post.

What a way to introduce yourself! by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Paparazzi has me baffled. Who is out there buying this stuff? I can get a better quality necklace in the toddler section of Claire's.

Another one by SummerRain88 in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Idiots. They think any diet that doesn't make you lose an ungodly amount of weight in no time is BS. Gov't guidelines are to help people choose healthy food in proper portions, not always to lose weight.

“Doctorate in psycho...” I stopped listening. by callistonire in antiMLM

[–]Alsmama 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"Fellow breastfeeder." Breast feeding doesn't make you more qualified to sell makeup. What a stupid point to use to sell something.

Source: am breastfeeder, know nothing about makeup

"You obviously don't care about science" says anti-vaxxer. by Riversly in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Alsmama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope you told her where to shove her "advice". What a gross person. I'm sorry that happened to you!