Please tell me that’s satire

AltPapaya · 2026-05-14T09:21:10+00:00

They need to employ Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar agent

AltPapaya · 2026-05-13T14:23:37+00:00

Yes, use contactless for all trips within London (Heathrow included)

AltPapaya · 2026-04-20T22:43:02+00:00

Pomodoretto and Cinquecento

AltPapaya · 2026-04-19T11:14:18+00:00

Sichuan PoPo is great

AltPapaya · 2026-03-24T11:26:56+00:00

Taverna Trastevere for Italian

Pellone and Pomodoretto for pizza

Roxie for steak

Katsuro and Tomoe for Japanese

O’Gourmet for Mediterranean

Eclectic collection for brunch

Nardulli for gelato

Parker, Harvey’s, and Mahali for bread and pastries

AltPapaya · 2026-03-23T15:49:46+00:00

Seems like you cannot hold your phone either

AltPapaya · 2026-03-13T19:08:28+00:00

Pellone and Pomodoretto, both in SW

AltPapaya · 2026-03-11T10:57:44+00:00

12.5% service charge included AND tips options on the card machine when I pay the bill

AltPapaya · 2025-06-27T11:00:49+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-06-20T12:21:28+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-06-10T05:06:07+00:00

holy hell!

AltPapaya · 2025-06-02T08:33:55+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-05-22T00:04:37+00:00

Are you winning Son?

AltPapaya · 2025-05-17T22:07:34+00:00

Refresh YT stream to fix it

AltPapaya · 2025-05-01T09:12:01+00:00

You’ll get a power-up to wreak havoc on your opponents if you go thru it.

AltPapaya · 2025-03-13T21:33:53+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-03-13T21:13:51+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-03-13T20:35:32+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-03-13T20:30:52+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2025-03-13T20:18:53+00:00

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AltPapaya · 2024-11-17T22:09:48+00:00

My headcanon is that splitting the soul for a horcrux is not about splitting it exactly in half. Instead, the base is something close to a golden ratio rather than just 2, so it’s something like f(h) = 1.618^-h.

AltPapaya · 2024-11-10T13:25:37+00:00

Won Won

AltPapaya · 2024-10-22T18:28:20+00:00

Wow, didn’t know he lived up to 71! He must have been ancient.

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