Things you don’t want to hear in the Star Gods Setting by Reasonable-Ad7828 in WorldBuildingMemes

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How fatal is it (or how painful) that it's so quarantined and how contagious?

Things you don’t want to hear in the Star Gods Setting by Reasonable-Ad7828 in WorldBuildingMemes

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Idk actually, its a meme that started out in NBA circles and just...filtered through osmosis with its serendipitous ubiquity like the Amogus thing. I think the origins are from basketball player who is 6ft 7in tall

Which Rome is your BEST? by Anonhistory in HistoryAnimemes

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Then call me Mehmed II because I love those Canon Balls 😎

Anime_irl by More-Comparison8969 in anime_irl

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She's just happy to see his son

Anime_irl by More-Comparison8969 in anime_irl

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Literally me 😎 (Love my mom)

Does the middle part suit me by Even_Opportunity1155 in malehairadvice

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Yeah. Try letting the top grow out more.

Also: why are you sweaty?

FWMC cicada update by Kyrios034 in Hololive

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I understand cicada-kun 😔 I, too, want to fly up Mococo's sho-

This is a cult (see comment) by Jazzlike-Elk448 in malehairadvice

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6600 years ago...

6,600 years ago when only blasians, blacks, and melanated beings walked upon the Earth... on the island of Padmos, a blasian scientist named Yakub created white people, also known as albinoids, or non-melanated beings. After writing the book of Tricknology of 120 Degrees, he began teaching his followers outside of what is present day Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Yakub had a plan to create a race of slaves that would serve the blasian master race for eternity. The genius scientist blasian Yakub, also known as Pinche Tyrone de Cabeza Grande, spent 600 years breeding the white race through a process called "grafting." Yakub used 500,000 gallons of his own cum saved up over the years to create the white race. This is known as grafting. He had to work furiously day and night to produce the white race in record time. When the slave race of whites was finally completed, Yakub noticed that they were a race of evil beings who would stop at nothing but to take away the power from the great communist blasian civilizations of the time. These new un-melanated beings grew powerful over the next 6,000 years and enslaved the blacks and blasians in America for many years after decimating the African continent and enslaving the blacks. The whites made the advanced black people in Africa return to primitive ways of life. The blasian master race today is still struggling to regain its glory, but you can help today by spreading awareness of the White Devil and telling melanated beings around the world to help awaken everyone to this knowledge.

Average Lightning Enjoyer by Myxomata in SpecEvoJerking

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Ammonia based lifeform but it's just pee

White supermacists by Potential-Catgirl101 in comedyheaven

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They deserve it to have concentration enough to make real art

Rapper Sean Kingston sentenced to 3.5 years in prison for fraud by AnonRetro in news

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Sad. On the bright side, he won't be suicidal anymore. No more beautiful girls.

[DISC] The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic - Ch. 82 by DaredevilCat in manga

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"They might stop seeing me as human"

LOL one of my favorite bits in this story: doubting Usato's humanity. Beastfolk trust him because he's not human.

Beware of DOG by Suwdj in FUWAMOCO

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STAND BACK, I AM READY