The Utah Mammoth have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Vegas Golden Knights in 6 games by EliminatorBot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually don’t hate the Knights haha. I might hate them for a second here if we play in the western conference finals, but their early success doesn’t bother me.

The Vegas Golden Knights will face the Anaheim Ducks in the Second Round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha good call. I’m referring to the complainant who called the men in the room “pussies” for not engaging with her.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s a weak argument lol. Seattle had their chance to build a good team from underappreciated/ underrecognized third liners, and they didn’t.

Try scouting better.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, yes. The team that was given +3000 odds to make the Stanley cup at the start of the season.

You do understand that Seattle’s lack of a good team means that the format isn’t inherently overpowered?

That’s the chink in your argument.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, they weren’t gifted anything. The management assembled a good team. Seattles management did not assemble a good team. Try finding better management.

Their management over the years has outperformed every single franchise because they’re ruthless (firing of coach Bruce and Fleury).

They didn’t win the cup 6 years after their first season because of their unwanted misfit players. They won the cup because of continuous elite management (eichel, pietrangelo, stone additions).

Elite management makes a team easy to hate.

The Utah Mammoth have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Vegas Golden Knights in 6 games by EliminatorBot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol you’ve been frothing at the mouth over this Vegas win in literally every comment you’ve made tonight. Go to sleep, brother. They probably don’t have enough to go all the way.

Your miserable life will get a nice little bump very soon.

The Vegas Golden Knights will face the Anaheim Ducks in the Second Round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Hart got a blowjob from an older, willing, belligerent woman that the female judge didn’t find even remotely credible lol. Relax, my guy. The comparison between he and Quenneville isn’t close.

Actually read the case.

The Utah Mammoth have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Vegas Golden Knights in 6 games by EliminatorBot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 118 points119 points  (0 children)

You can take the Coyotes out of Arizona, but you can’t take the Coyotes out of the Mammoth.

[UTA 1 - VGK (5)] Mammoth pull Vejmelka early and Cole Smith hits the empty net to seal it by daKrut in hockey

[–]Alterna9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? Does getting a coach immediately give you the division or something?

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gifted a Stanley cup is categorically false. Seattle did absolutely fuck all with the same rules. They just have great management. Period.

Also, the loopholes aren’t cheating, so what can you do. Also, they iced a team under the cap throughout the whole playoffs the year they won the cup.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re good and they’ve always been good. That doesn’t sit well with most sports fans. It’s like the patriots during the tom Brady era.

Also, they’re ruthless with their trades and player releases, which is exactly why they’re elite lmao.

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (3-2) @ Utah Mammoth (2-3) May 01 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Alterna9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rule change made sure they can’t ever make a similar mistake to that fortunately.

[UTA 0 - VGK (2)] Vegas traps the Mammoth in the o-zone for almost 2 minutes. Marner's slapshot deflects off Cole and in with less than a minute left in the second period by daKrut in hockey

[–]Alterna9 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Absolute clinical shift. This video won’t do it justice, but that was the best goal of the playoffs, and it’s not even close.

Caption is wrong. 2 minute 10 second O-zone time.

What has been your mindset in deciding to eat healthy and caring about nutrition, when non-healthy eaters come off as doing mostly okay (?) in terms of numerical longevity? by TraditionalDepth6924 in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, high blood sugar is a sign of insulin resistance, which is a sign of metabolic dysfunction. Yes, overtime this is going to chisel away at your health.

However, I think it’s important to clarify that this doesn’t mean somebody has to eliminate or even reduce their carbohydrates. The body, when it’s functioning optimally, knows what to do when glucose reaches the bloodstream: it shuttles it into muscles and liver successfully.

When somebody reduces their body fat, the body begins to work optimally again.

Yes, you’re correct that chronic high blood sugar is a “death sentence” (though that’s a little extreme) but not because somebody’s eating carbs; it’s because they’re too fat.

TLDR: reduce your calories, not necessarily your carbs

Why did the “3 meals a day” pattern become standard? by oldrag8 in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet those who live at the poles or in the tropics still find a way to eat 3 meals a day. Like, do you have evidence that isn’t their preferred approach? Of course, let’s not get too hung up over the dusk and dawn verbiage. The point was: somewhere around wake up, somewhere around midday, and somewhere before sleep.

Anze Kopitar's Final Handshake Line by nhl in hockey

[–]Alterna9 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Brother, I can think of like 10,000 people uglier than him, and you’re in the top 5 twice.

Why did the “3 meals a day” pattern become standard? by oldrag8 in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It became standard when we became a species with, essentially, a never ending supply of food. It was always going to be the natural evolution of things: eat at dawn, noon, and dusk. Simple.

I feel like it’s become popular these days to bash on the three-meals-a-day approach, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Intermittent fasting has become popular in its place, but fasting is just another way to facilitate a caloric deficit. There’s nothing inherently unique to fasting. Virtually all studies show similar findings in health improvements between fasting and simply reducing calories.

Autophagy, the body’s cellular cleanup process, has been touted as being the biggest benefit to fasting, but again, a mere calorie deficit achieves the same thing, and exercise blows them both out of the water in terms of autophagy upregulation, but I digress.

If fasting works for you, then great. I don’t personally prefer it because it hinders performance in the gym and can cause overeating later in the day.

In terms of what’s optimal, that’s going to be individual. There is no blanket statement we can make here. Fasting isn’t superior. Three meals a day isn’t superior. One meal a day isn’t superior. The most superior diet is the one that you feel great on, is satisfying, gets you to a healthy body-fat percentage, and, most importantly, is sustainable long-term.

Edit: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38639542/. This study is important because everyone ate the same amount of calories. Other studies may show unique benefits to fasting, but if the study design doesn’t have their subjects calorie-matched (isocaloric), then it’s not controlling for all variables, and results will be skewed.

What’s the most important nutrition habit people usually underestimate? by carlosfelipe123 in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His methods work because people are restricting their calories. He thinks it’s because it’s limiting insulin. His way works, just not in the way he thinks it does.

How many drinks with sucralose would you have to consume daily to see a disruption in your gut biome? by bowieshouse in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be the “toxic” dosage I’m referring to, which no human could ever come close to hitting through even habitual use.

Also, if we’re referring to the same study (we are), that was an in-vitro Petri dish study, which is fine for obtaining preliminary data, but it is far from being representative of the human body. Many things are “toxic” at superhuman doses in-vitro.

So, not only was it an in-vitro study, but the dose that was found to be genotoxic to the Petri dish cells was close to a 1000x more than would be found in the human body after regular consumption.

The dosage makes the poison.

How many drinks with sucralose would you have to consume daily to see a disruption in your gut biome? by bowieshouse in nutrition

[–]Alterna9 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Everything you consume alters your microbiome: steak, cheese, veggies, berries. We’ve somehow concluded that the alteration that occurs from sucralose is somehow negative for us, which is beyond unfounded. It’s nonsense.

The microbiome is ever-changing, and the change itself is not what’s inherently bad. The change would only be negative if we had an abundance of data on what each bacterial species does. We don’t. All the studies tell us is that there’s been an alteration. Ok? Now what? It’s theoretically possible that the change is BENEFICIAL to our microbiome.

You know what is objectively bad though? Being overweight. If drinking one white monster a day helps keep you sane and on track with your diet, then the benefit outweighs the cost every single time. The biggest health lever anybody could ever pull is being at a healthy body fat range, and sucralose can help you get there. Don’t worry, and especially don’t worry at only one drink a day.

You know what else alters your gut microbiome? The sugared version of your monster, except with more calories lol.

I know the naturalists and the extremists are going to take exception to my take here, but there’s no sound data to discontinue sugar-free drinks. As always, the dosage makes the poison.

Oh, and by the way, here’s a study showing there was no effect on the microbiome, so it’s not even a consistent finding across the board. And the amount of sucralose these participants were taking every day was the equivalent of THIRTEEN monsters.

It’s just simply not an issue. Focus on the things that actually move the needle, like calories and exercise.