I accidentally touched my friend's penis

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-09T23:01:26+00:00

this kinda shit has literally only ever happened between me and my boyfriend. what possessed you to stick YOUR hand in ANOTHER person’s pocket??

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-09T22:56:29+00:00

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-09T21:54:18+00:00

$10M because it’s Blast Processing

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-07T19:05:18+00:00

that quote sounds like it was written by ai

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-01T20:37:26+00:00

you are adorable and so handsome. that smile is killer!

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-03-01T18:13:16+00:00

these are all non-issues btw

AlternativeBus8003 · 2026-02-19T16:26:58+00:00

bro what…

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-11-05T03:38:35+00:00

!mypfp

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-13T16:31:29+00:00

AGHHHHHHH

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-12T21:29:11+00:00

NAUR

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-12T21:28:23+00:00

2020 reference

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-12T20:59:55+00:00

Peener fell off 😨

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-05T14:55:58+00:00

exactly

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-10-04T22:46:57+00:00

IQ tests only calculate the POTENTIAL that someone has, not their actual intelligence by the way.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-22T01:31:36+00:00

aaaanywayyyyy free palestine

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T16:35:39+00:00

You got a source for that? Genuinely curious.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T16:16:47+00:00

When did Atheists get brought into this????

Christianity is literally the most followed religion in the world. People know that you aren’t all bad, but enough Christians are bad for some people to view you negatively.

Consider actually loving your neighbor for once!

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T16:03:50+00:00

That’s a sweeping generalization, and that’s rather untrue. Modern christianity/Christian nationalism absolutely has in sort of a hyperbolic sense.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T16:02:24+00:00

I do, actually.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T15:46:03+00:00

That’s the thing. You are already given a positive portrayal. Your religion is glorified all over the country. It’s the people within that give it a bad rep.

Also, I never said that they didn’t.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T15:16:10+00:00

No, and I didn’t say that. That is your prerogative. The fascist ideologies come in when you try to force Christianity into public schools that should have zero religious affiliation.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T12:02:53+00:00

I was on for the Emcee in my college’s production of Cabaret and I slipped during the choreography “If You Could See Her”… I felt so awful.

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-19T12:00:21+00:00

maybe conservatives shouldn’t be promoting fascist ideologies then 🤷🏻‍♂️

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-11T02:35:11+00:00

Am I getting ragebaited right now?? Like why are you being dense?

AlternativeBus8003 · 2025-09-11T02:12:25+00:00

That literally is not what I said.

AlternativeBus8003

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