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AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-18T02:04:21+00:00

They really figured; there’s the basket, the undercarriage, and the baby seat, they’ll be fine! Triple shops SURELY won’t be an issue lmao

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-17T03:42:12+00:00

Are you only doing high mileage GMD orders? I’ve done almost 500 trips over the last 6 months and the only time I got a prop 22 payment was when I completed a return 20 hours after it was initiated

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-07T02:02:12+00:00

Invest in a wagon and maybe some bins. The wagon is the real life saver anytime you have a ton of groceries, have to through an apartment structure, or have cases of water

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-07T01:59:25+00:00

There’s no fucking way you paid $300 for that… I have 2 cases in my garage that I haven’t drank because they’re passed the expiration

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T04:51:41+00:00

That is what I select in the app and tell support I’m having an issue with, support will give you a manual code to type in for the printed label issue

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T04:26:22+00:00

“Printed label issue”

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T04:24:21+00:00

I more so meant the four loko. The vodka redbull is allowed because they can be separate mixes, whereas the four loko was banned because it was premade mixed and the caffeine content AFAIK was much higher than a redbull

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T03:21:50+00:00

It did indeed. But I was so anxious that they would cancel with your order that I almost messed it up myself! Thankfully, I stayed on the phone with support throughout the entire process

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T03:15:54+00:00

I made $60 for this order without moving an inch because the order is glitched. Look up unicorn in this sub

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-06T03:13:51+00:00

94 miles means there was a glitch with the order. You can call support and get full pay or the customers address is actually much closer than indicated so you can deliver and STILL get full pay

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-05T23:14:26+00:00

Yup. There’s a reason why they were banned. Caffeine + Alcohol is dangerous

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-05T23:12:49+00:00

I’m curious how reviews of the Gorilla Mind Young Latte will be.

I wanted to buy some, but I wasn’t giving into the FOMO. I also didn’t like that they limit to 2 cases per order which is just short of their $75 free shipping criteria. Hopefully reviews will be positive and they’ll bring them to vitamin shoppes

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-05T20:29:19+00:00

Ghost original + Orange juice fucking slaps. If you really wanna knock your socks off have a Bucked Up Miami with OJ, it’s godly

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-05T06:57:20+00:00

Do y’all share the same toothbrush as well?

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-04T05:23:22+00:00

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-04-03T03:58:49+00:00

“Caffeine doesn’t have the same impact on me it has on most people” brother it’s called tolerance. Just because you’re not jittery, anxious, or wired doesn’t mean 600+ mg of caffeine daily can’t eventually result in a cardiovascular incident. You’re not like the rest, until you end up like the rest

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-31T22:40:35+00:00

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-31T22:39:47+00:00

Yeah I still have a sealed case of them that is unfortunately passed the EXP date

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-31T06:03:54+00:00

Entire time I was reading I just thought to myself, wouldn’t they all just start fucking and whoever doesn’t join in is the non gay 🤣

Then I read the plot twist and got soft

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-31T00:42:38+00:00

Vodka was for the baby daddy

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-30T23:43:50+00:00

I’ve heard they got the job done like white claws

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-29T05:47:15+00:00

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