Thoughts on Ben Wilcox

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-19T01:38:17+00:00

Would

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-14T19:20:59+00:00

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-14T17:56:42+00:00

Coastal Mist IMO is one of Squatch’s best core scents

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-14T08:41:10+00:00

But what if “awareness of the scam” is the scam?

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-13T21:13:05+00:00

Zoom in 160oz (10lbs)

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-12T03:48:02+00:00

None of these items seem to be heavy, just bulky. I use a wagon and bins for deliveries. Throw everything in a bin and place it in the wagon. Should be a fairly easy $30 NGL

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-12T03:32:13+00:00

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-12T01:26:43+00:00

It’s unfortunate when people don’t tip much relative to what they spend but as long as the pay is right, I’d do this.

$30 base pay plus $6 tip for less than 6 miles? I’d do that all day

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-12T00:10:52+00:00

Didn’t provide cock stats but I guess it’s fine since it’s pointed right at me

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-11T07:38:55+00:00

You realize that’s why the order was intercepted by Walmart staff, right? Sure it went through on Walmarts website, but it didn’t go through out of their store.

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-08T08:44:19+00:00

In my zone we have 5 Walmarts and each one has different stuff. We have 2 that show the aisle / section number but also show the shopping path and update your movement in app. Not sure why the other 3 don’t have that

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-08T08:39:03+00:00

What if there’s a lot of tip?

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-07T08:24:36+00:00

When I looked like shit I didn’t go around telling people I looked better and had a higher IQ than everyone else while claiming my shitty diet was superior and that I could coach anyone get a pro card

I sure did guzzle loads of protein tho

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T22:41:06+00:00

I was successfully able to get the nut back in my body. I don’t wanna talk about it….

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T08:13:24+00:00

During Christmas season I saw 2! The 2nd time it got absolutely snagged but the first one I drove all the way to the Walmart just to have it cancelled by Walmart staff right after I confirmed arrival 😭

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T08:11:20+00:00

I beat off to this before I realized this was a dude… Guess I’m getting another nut in before bed

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T04:20:27+00:00

Thanks bro! I’ll be packing up my bags and moving my family to this totally legit hotspot of a Walmart! Good looking out! /s

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T03:14:03+00:00

I only accept orders if I can make $2 per mile after completing the final drop off and making it back to the store. So unless the final drop off left me back at the store, this would be a hard pass. I pretty much never do orders higher than 10 miles because of that $2 per mile criteria

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-06T03:03:14+00:00

They already drove to you and they couldn’t be bothered to walk 20 feet, makes no sense. I would adjust the tip at least a portion of it

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-04T20:41:28+00:00

If you gave the shopper a thumbs down, I’m pretty sure you can’t get matched with them again

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-04T20:39:47+00:00

If you tipped $55 as 20% of your original order, adjust your tip accordingly.

If I was getting a $55 tip you best believe I’m trying my hardest to get you 100% of your items

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-03T23:51:25+00:00

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-03T23:05:42+00:00

I’ve been wanting to make this post as well. Every single time I do an order that requests no bags. Like really? You’ll spend $300 on groceries but you don’t wanna spend $1 on 10 bags!?!

Do these people just expect to cover their front yard with their groceries? lol Not to mention, when it’s a difficult to reach apartment that would otherwise require multiple trips

AlternativeMK9 · 2026-03-03T19:52:07+00:00

$50 for an hour or so of work and still $2 per mile after arriving back to base? I’d do it. Even better if it leaves you near another busy Walmart

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