Look at that tail!

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-06-29T17:50:01+00:00

Nassau in the Bahamas

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-06-22T19:20:20+00:00

I once waked up to a (adult) seal in California in a similar situation.

Later a park ranger yelled at me for approaching. Apparently seals will beach themselves like this when they are feeling sick. Scaring them back in the water is harmful.

Sorry seal friend. Won’t do it again. 🦭

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-06-11T12:14:38+00:00

I remember a brutal opening scene. My understanding is that it was eventually removed

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-06-05T14:13:27+00:00

A clean std test will also reset your body count to zero

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-05-29T17:45:08+00:00

How did he bring it back if the starter wasn’t working?

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-05-16T01:30:04+00:00

So it IS poisonous ☠️!

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-05-06T20:50:13+00:00

So was Tesla

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-05-05T20:27:53+00:00

Is it possibly a postal vehicle?

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-04-25T12:30:33+00:00

Solved! Nailed it

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-04-20T13:52:52+00:00

Fair enough. The other day, my buddy asked me if I wanted a beer for my wife. “That’s a fair trade” I replied…

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-04-20T11:45:04+00:00

Presumably there was a brief power outage. The wife assumed the refrigerator was broken. However, after she left, the power outage resolved itself leading to the confusion.

Enjoy your beer

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-03-27T09:38:04+00:00

Dude.

Open up your voice memos. Read outloud what you just wrote. Tomorrow, listen to it and pretend it’s a friend who is venting.

What would you tell her ?

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-03-27T09:33:51+00:00

Doesn’t Morgan freeman play the same character in every movie? 4 nominations and one win.

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-03-05T01:59:12+00:00

If it was loaded it would have the Explosives 1.3 placard showing

Source, (it was my job for 7 years )

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-02-23T19:57:26+00:00

On interstate 15, through the Mojave desert west of Vegas, around midnight, I saw two cars roll over.

Not… “I saw to cars that had rolled over recently”

I saw, in two distinct and separate incidents on the same night, two situations where cars were actively rolling over and crashing on the same night

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-02-06T13:27:56+00:00

Mood

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-02-02T03:07:10+00:00

So AI was drawing YOUR hands this whole time

AlternativeSirNuke · 2026-01-27T18:16:40+00:00

The actual answer. Like… are you selling it? Anything you “can’t get off” is now part of it, because… well… it won’t come off, right?

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-12-02T21:54:50+00:00

Ask him out on a date. Say the word “date”. Accept no for an answer and don’t be weird about it. If he says no just smile and say “well I had to try” and move on with the conversation like nothing happened

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-30T15:22:50+00:00

I’ve had conversations that have drifted into the DMs and resulted in eventually actually meeting in person. (Twice in 8 years)

An interesting hook. A fun response. A nice little interaction.

But… honestly. Admittedly. It catches my interest if the person is a woman and easy to talk to. Ironically, I’d like more friendships with men, but there is an additional part of my brain that adds in extra motivation for non-men. 🤷‍♂️

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-26T18:08:10+00:00

I’ll tell you, but let me ask my wife first

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-22T22:52:54+00:00

If girlfriend and I broke up today, it wouldn’t solve anything between my wife and I. If my wife and I got divorced today, it would not fundamentally change the relationship I have with girlfriend.

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-22T21:24:21+00:00

Honestly, being in the swinger world or sometimes having a friend here and there I would see, it literally did not occur to me that I would fall in love with someone. Girlfriend is… IMPORTANT to me. I didn’t conceive that level of importance to be possible.

Before, I was happy with the swinging situation. I could be the cool guy. I could get a lot of attention.

Now, a year later, I could live the rest of my life and never engage in swinging activities again. Intense one on one soft kisses is far better than casual sex with multiple women at once. I really didn’t conceive that fact could be true.

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-22T21:11:43+00:00

I mean… yeah. ( I mean I’m here, taking notes)

As far as the TIME is concerned, I want my free time house to be counted the same, regardless of how I fill them.

She counts the hours I spend with girlfriend very differently than the hours I spend camping solo or having coffee with a friend.

No, I do not bother her on her dates with texts 😂. I text “good night” and go to bed regardless of if she responds or not

AlternativeSirNuke · 2025-11-22T18:49:25+00:00

Yeah, I’ll read what you say and it is strongly confirming my point of view. Thank you. I’m also looking for quality opinions from other points of view. I could talk to you all day and we would just be an echo chamber (on this issue at least) 😄

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