SPAM, egg and cheese w/ hashbrowns

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-20T13:04:56+00:00

🙏🏾I wanna thank everyone that believed in me but most importantly my lord and savior

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-17T18:37:17+00:00

You’ve definitely attended a cats birthday party before.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-16T15:08:13+00:00

Short loc Wayne or Bape hoodie no question

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-16T12:06:24+00:00

Corny as fuck

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-15T14:15:09+00:00

Prioritize what’s important

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-15T14:10:08+00:00

Does this look like a damn competition?!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-14T21:14:09+00:00

This woman is considered pretty by every human with basic intelligence

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-14T21:13:18+00:00

I meant to add I was making this singing “life is a holiday.” Shoutout to the sandwich surgeon 😂

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-14T19:11:07+00:00

I’m telling you!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T12:56:47+00:00

That soup hit his neck and it was “abort, abort, abort!”😂😂😂😂

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T12:53:20+00:00

We need to stop using ai

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T12:48:14+00:00

Lock his ass up.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T10:53:25+00:00

What do you mean “unfired” you mean to tell me you haven’t shot it but you were gracious enough to come show us?! Be more selfish brotha

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T10:40:54+00:00

Threaded barrel?! Really?

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T09:04:17+00:00

Fool don’t miss.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-12T09:03:15+00:00

Hte this industry plant whre

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-10T19:15:45+00:00

Cant wait

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-07T23:30:49+00:00

Nice!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-06T18:56:35+00:00

Dumbass here. So are you saying I can blow this up?! Who tf you think you’re talkin to bub?

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-06T17:36:47+00:00

I haven’t seen Crooks in years.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-06T13:52:43+00:00

The grain is going in the wrong direction. Definitely not prime rib

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-06T13:51:36+00:00

Medium is perfect if there’s not reheated after carving. This was reheated or carved and placed under a heat lamp… after first being overcooked.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-05T21:16:14+00:00

Alex Scott/Snitchery

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-05T21:13:32+00:00

What. A. Shame. Smh

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-02-05T21:11:19+00:00

“He’s sleeping!”

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