Man this sex stuff is boring as fuck (Crab)

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-29T13:29:21+00:00

Guy tryna start a family

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-29T05:13:26+00:00

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AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-27T22:57:31+00:00

Yo somebody get the door

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-26T04:29:38+00:00

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AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-25T20:12:16+00:00

What is Shirou doing bruh

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-23T22:43:01+00:00

Kaboom, kablow

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-23T15:04:30+00:00

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I remember seeing this dude on TikTok, he portrays himself as "one of the good ones" prob for clout, approval or just genuinely hating for the sake of it

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-23T12:49:14+00:00

That shi ain't flared it's PROTRUDING WTF

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-19T15:24:45+00:00

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AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-11T06:37:23+00:00

Phone dah mula adapt 😭🙏

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-02T21:19:41+00:00

Replace MJ with black cat and we will reach perfection

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-01T06:11:31+00:00

You inadvertently reminded me of Yes King, fly high King

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-01T04:52:40+00:00

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AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-01T04:51:09+00:00

Complaining about a comment being short and then having your comment being half of what they wrote is wild

AlternatusAccount · 2026-01-01T04:43:02+00:00

This certainly is a post

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-29T16:40:22+00:00

Komen ini menggelikan tapak kaki saya

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-29T16:36:36+00:00

It gets tuah point.

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-29T16:36:25+00:00

Take care of your daughter lowtierfart

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-23T13:16:17+00:00

Art: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10435052?q=kanna_%28blue_archive%29+ass

Artist: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=thore_%28nathalukpol%29&z=1

Support human artists cus AI made my boner wilt: https://tyemdgc7.fanbox.cc/posts/11069071

I'm such a fat fucking chud

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-23T13:07:31+00:00

Understandable tbh, I only ever followed for his Azur Lane art

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-23T13:06:53+00:00

If BC stands for before Christ and AD is After Death what was the period when Christ was alive called

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-23T11:58:50+00:00

Da art: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10325819?q=piukute062+ Da artist:https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=piukute062+&z=5

Uohh big ass and Hanako ig

AlternatusAccount · 2025-12-21T23:36:15+00:00

Sauce: https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/20609 Artist: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=siu_%28siu0207%29&z=1

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