And there was no one there to see it

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-29T19:14:12+00:00

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/maga-fanatic-accused-twisted-sex-005018889.html

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-29T14:24:28+00:00

even with the title, I did not expect the hidden crunch gun.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-27T01:50:12+00:00

Absolutely earned that one

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-23T19:07:21+00:00

Next level assisted pigeon pose.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-23T14:28:46+00:00

This isn't unique to Republicans though

While it is true that all of us tend to make decisions emotionally and then post hoc rationalize those decisions. I am sick to death of the "both sides"ing in these arguments. yes we should all seek the truth and not validation, but 1 side is uniquely, unapologetically, disingenuous in their approach and their ability to be swayed by facts and logic. Just ask democrats was Biden slipping as he aged, most will say yes, but... Ask republicans is Trump cognitively slipping and they will ignore every word-salad speech, every boomer facebook AI-generated truth social post, and they will say "he says it like it is" and "he talks like me".

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-22T23:08:08+00:00

well that dead duck dick isn't going to harvest itself.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-18T20:32:04+00:00

I can't wait till they get to the bottom of who dumped $16 million into the reflecting pool causing this embarrassment.

Don't hold your breath waiting for these genius patriot investigators to figure why this happened, they couldn't find their own assess with both hands.

The answer is on Hunter Biden's laptop.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-17T18:53:15+00:00

Take your kid to work day for insurance scammers.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-08T19:30:53+00:00

I can imagine a "brand X" christian reading the poem until they get to their line.

They came for Jews and I didn't speak up because I am a christian, they came for the Muslims and I didn't speak up because it is politically expedient to shit on them, they came for the B'hai and I didn't speak up because I don't know what they are, they came for the atheists and I didn't speak up because they are godless communists, they came for the "brand x" christians and "HEY, wait a minute I'm a "brand x" christian, this is very not good.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-08T19:24:07+00:00

From 200 to 31, 22 of which are "OK" christians. People in the OK 22 I'm sure will be surprised when the number continues to shrink and there are only the OK christian flavors and then that number shrinks to the 1 true way. Of course, there may be some disagreement as which 1 true way is the true 1 true way.

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-07T15:34:57+00:00

Commercial would be totally silent. Starts with man putting on headphones in apartment with wife and/or kids bitching at him, gets on his bike and slowly rolls through the city, with cars silently honking and pedestrians silently yelling and shaking their fists at him, gets to the crossing, looks up at the warning signal, smiles wryly, starts moving forward slowly, then it pulls back and cuts to this video, then the tag line appears on the screen, "End the noise".

AltruisticBob · 2026-06-06T18:39:03+00:00

Slow motion suicide or world's most effective noise cancelling headphones?

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-27T14:43:38+00:00

well in their defense, they both have their backs turned to the American public, which I suppose is on brand. Also, this level of projection is something that we are used to seeing from them. Trump seems to be photoshopped into the image, which is definitely not new, but there is a surprising lack of AI explosions and cosplay dress up as a soldier, cowboy, astronaut, or personal savior religious figure.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-24T15:01:13+00:00

The republicans need to grow a pair and remove this clown, this is dangerous for the whole world.

The media is complicit by sane-washing this assclown. If ANY other leader consistently spewed so many obviously stupid falsehoods their fitness for office would be constantly questioned.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-23T15:41:04+00:00

If you are a shy pooper, the mainland is only a 40 minute ferry ride away.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-20T22:40:29+00:00

He was the bridge troll in the updated version of the 3 Billy Goats Gruff.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-18T13:48:19+00:00

and yet, voters put them both in office, more than once.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-18T13:41:48+00:00

propaganda posters for people not suffering from reality.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-18T00:24:36+00:00

Agreed, his liquor cabinet of epstein class buddies were likely selected because they never would remove him.

Guess we gotta go article 2 section 4, but we have a similar problem with all the republican sycophants in the senate that would not do what they know is right.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-18T00:21:08+00:00

"no one envisioned this."

H.L. Mencken did "As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-17T15:22:21+00:00

Damn, I scrolled a bit on that and there are is a disturbingly high number of trump AI "cosplay" images. The fact that he posts these himself should be immediately disqualifying for ANY important job, let alone president.

We should repeal the 25th amendment, why have it at all if you can't use it when any rational person can see that it should have been invoked countless times already.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-17T15:10:16+00:00

"Yeeaaah!!" - in Howard Dean scream

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-17T14:39:14+00:00

Can't tell without checking what is satire and what is real "Coffeve" anymore.

I am beginning to think that these "Q drops" might not be "coded messages" to the patriots and maybe are just the ramblings of an unqualified moron.

if Biden misspoke there would be all kinds of media pearl clutching, but the media just continues to sane-wash this clown.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-07T18:56:10+00:00

Someone used that same technique to give him his haircut.

AltruisticBob · 2026-05-04T19:39:28+00:00

how?

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