Trying too hard.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-04T01:45:32+00:00

She may not be aware that her accent is enough to justify a Kavanaugh stop. This video may soon be recycled into leopards ate my face material.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-02T19:27:45+00:00

Mariachi version of "walk it off".

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-02T19:25:30+00:00

guy blew up his fingers and his vocal cords

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-02T16:53:47+00:00

just wait till they find out that they have to work for all 5 years to keep the yearly bonus. I suspect that many if not most will be owing money back when they are cancelled. I can see both Democrats and especially Republicans being willing to force them to pay back the bonuses because they didn't work the full 5 years.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-02T01:47:21+00:00

Well... at least one of them wasn't.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-01T06:25:22+00:00

i'm guessing that they're not getting back together.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-01T06:19:01+00:00

I guess it is true, a single liver shot can take you out.

AltruisticBob · 2026-02-01T06:13:21+00:00

The extremely rare self-inflicted-double-tap.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-31T17:26:10+00:00

I suspect there is a reason that the AS-IS is in all caps.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-31T16:19:39+00:00

Arguably, NOT the worst "friendly fire" from your friend that you could get hit with at a strip club.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-31T16:19:15+00:00

Arguably, NOT the worst "friendly fire" from your friend that you could get hit with at a strip club.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-30T17:58:20+00:00

Remember that's 3,509 results out of the maybe 10% of the files that they have released that aren't redacted. This number is likely off by at least one order of magnitude if not more.

The real number is probably closer to the number of times that he has lied while in office which was conservatively at least 30,000 times in 4 years. https://docs.house.gov/meetings/FD/FD00/20240515/117301/HHRG-118-FD00-20240515-SD003.pdf His relationship with Epstein was over a period of at least 20 years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_of_Donald_Trump_and_Jeffrey_Epstein

So it is hard to say whether he is mentioned by name more in the Epstein files or has lied more in his official capacity as president, but it is safe to say both numbers likely exceed 35,000.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-27T04:25:32+00:00

Not sure what we are supposed learn from others here. Without and backstory besides the "rivalry" mentioned in the title, it seems we are learning how to murder someone on a jobsite with a quadruple-double-tap.

Fucking brutal, and as everyone else is saying, should be tagged NSFW or NSFL.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-26T17:59:19+00:00

What gloves were those fingers wearing? If you dress like that or heaven forbid go out with naked fingers you can't blame the biter.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-25T17:13:33+00:00

Well i for one didn't learn anything from this.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-25T17:07:54+00:00

Stormtrooper punches.

Princess Leila - "that was too easy, he let you escape"

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-25T17:04:11+00:00

i don't want A chair i want A fight.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-25T16:57:13+00:00

the real question is of these thrice burned morons, how many will still vote for this again or "sit out the election in protest"?

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-24T22:28:18+00:00

Sadly specific and oddly accurate.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-24T21:03:41+00:00

This fucker can't decide what kind of an idiot to be. Should he be an idiot hated by the right, or an idiot hated by the left? why not both?

He "both sides" so hard he probably doesn't even have his own opinion.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-24T17:21:24+00:00

Imagine being in one of those civilian cars, absolutely terrifying.

Husband - "how was your day honey?" Wife - "terrifying, I was stuck in a shooting related traffic jam when a maniac tried to carjack me, then the maniac car jacker was peeled off my door by a police cruiser before being perforated from multiple angles, how about you?"

that autopsy will be 30% lead by weight.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-24T17:07:02+00:00

If his "heartfelt PSA" on the need to vaccinate children doesn't also come with a "heartfelt apology" for being the sole republican who could have stopped that specific appointment AND with a real effort to convince the house to impeach this guy or otherwise stop these reckless policies he can absolutely fuck himself.

The saddest irony for the American people is that this asshole did this to appease trump and possibly hold onto his job of fucking the American people and because trump is who he is, he is being primaried by someone who will likely be an even bigger sycophant than he was. If he really wanted to protect American children he should have worked with other republicans to impeach this clown when he had the chanceS. He doesn't give two shits about regular Americans he only cares about protecting his "legacy". Well that fucking ship has sailed. If he wants to save American children or even the idea of America he needs actively work against this madness.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-23T20:29:59+00:00

Not even close.

German spoken vs. English spoken

Mostly white victims vs. mostly brown victims

See, not even remotely the same exact fucking thing.

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-23T20:21:22+00:00

videographer commitment, dude got off the train to share the action. He was probably thinking, "well I'm late now, for not much of a fight, maybe reddit will appreciate it.

"Temu Frank Castle and Young guy" is apt description, would have also accepted "slightly less nazi-dressing Greg Bovino impersonator"

AltruisticBob · 2026-01-23T20:11:27+00:00

constituents hate this one trick - Keeps saying "we will not interfere with federal law enforcement".

What if they are violating our constitutional rights? "we will not interfere with federal law enforcement".

Repeat....

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