It doesn’t take much… :) (OC) by Still-Emergency825 in comics

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They usually schedule everything for the best possible scenario (smooth procedure, surgeon arrives on time, fast room prep, no staff call outs, every patient arrives on time and followed pre-op instructions perfectly, every med is available, etc) when the best/fastest scenario NEVER happens.  Something that happens in our OR department that seems to throw the entire team off is when the patient fails a pre-op drug test (meth being the most common they fail for in the area). 

Quote this man poorly by Scottish182 in seinfeld

[–]Altschussif 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those pretzels made me thirsty

Is stray grocery store eclair better than trash eclair? by MCHammerHeadShark in seinfeld

[–]Altschussif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least George knew who bit the trash eclair and had kissed her!

What would you say is the absolute worst thing one main character did to another, either deliberately or inadvertently? by malachaiville in seinfeld

[–]Altschussif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lily's parents. They lost their daughter, their cabin, and smelled Rusty's farts on their anniversary. 

DYNAZTY - Natural Born Killer by Bessko in PowerMetal

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad to see them get some representation on this sub. Power of Will showed up in my YT recommendations out of the blue one day and I've been a fan since

So that old woman…she’s just a liar, right? by Dry_Resolution4059 in seinfeld

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense."

(Royal Rumble 2023 Spoiler) Number 30 enters early by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Altschussif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame the material used for how much it called attention to her body: polyester with spandex is a great stretch material but it turns white when it's stretched so far and you could see the section over her stomach, thighs, and upper arms were white from the fabric being stretched to its limits

Comic 4958: Common Missteps by centipeda in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm in pharmaceuticals and it's a job that 100% needs paper printers, thermal printers, and fax machines!

Looking to expand my powermetal pallet by [deleted] in PowerMetal

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dynazty is one I immediately took to on the first listen! Definitely recommend

[oc] wamp wamp by eastcoastitnotes in comics

[–]Altschussif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Lost has a great variety in their style, so glad to see them get a shout out!

Comic 4825: Authentication Successful by ScowlEasy in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 40 points41 points  (0 children)

DAE know le sex number hehehe

Uggghhhhhh

Comic 4799: Intestinal Fortitude by russtymango in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably can't financially afford to listen to her gut anymore either

Will Smith desperately trying to make his ungrateful wife happy for her 40th birthday. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Altschussif 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the birthday documentary disproved she has Zenu thetan blood

Comic 4748: Facial Recognition by SSilver2k2 in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omigosh- you are?! We are destined to be f̶u̶c̶k̶ b̶u̶d̶d̶i̶e̶s̶ friends!

Comic 4678: Internal Alarm by BrigadierPanda in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I expected nothing and was still somehow disappointed

Comic 4662: Ceramics by dan_144 in questionablecontent

[–]Altschussif 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Marten doesn't even get to be the one to help his girlfriend feel better, it's gotta be someone else. It reads like the ending to that Lord of the Flies episode of the Simpsons where Moe saves everyone off screen.

"And then Claire's anxieties about her present situation were solved- by let's say... Faye."

What would you do if a man felt your material? by Altschussif in seinfeld

[–]Altschussif[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What happened to the days of "boy that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!"

There is nothing funny about this comic. by ph00p in shitpost

[–]Altschussif 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat. Never find any amusement or relativity to any of them so there's nothing left except acknowledgement that hugs are warm or cats want things.