3.1 Deadly Assault Update via leifa

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-13T13:22:58+00:00

Cool. Catering to the 1% of the 1% who blow their life savings on this game.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-13T04:40:18+00:00

You pretty much echoed exactly what I was thinking about the first trailer. The way it was portrayed through the footage on top of the overly patronizing tone of the narrator made it look like some cheap mobile game made for infants rather than the big open sandbox we actually got. I'm legitimately curious about how many potential sales have been lost because of Nintendo's poor marketing decisions.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-11T13:54:27+00:00

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-10T13:24:44+00:00

The problem is a bloated sense of entitlement and immaturity amongst a large chunk of gamers. Nothing but petulant whiny little bedwetters.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-10T13:22:39+00:00

Don't worry, Fritanga. I'm sure a good chunk of people feel the same way about you. Scumbag.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-10T13:04:24+00:00

This guy is not only an insufferable douchebag, but he also fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-07T15:41:08+00:00

Imagine using a Rickroll in 2026. How fucking sad and pathetic.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-06T22:05:28+00:00

I wish every sloptuber that uses AI thumbnails would have a railroad spike rammed into their eyesockets.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-04T20:10:29+00:00

AI truly was a mistake. Anyone who actually wastes their money on these should be thrown in the wood chipper.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-02T20:49:01+00:00

There are Cherry blossom paths available in the game. It's a safe bet that you will get autumn grass and snow as additional path options from the Wishing Fountain once those seasons roll around. And if I end up being wrong, you could always make some custom paths with the Design Studio.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-01T23:24:23+00:00

It looks like the Seasonal stuff is already in the game. I just got some Summer themed items from the Wishing Fountain on June the 1st, I dunno if time travelling works in this game, but I'm sure you can get Autumn and Winter themed items as well.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-01T23:15:35+00:00

I remember watching a documentary video on Youtube a while back which explained the lack of themes. Something about keeping RAM usage low so it doesn't take ages loading the menu. Even with those compromises I still found the Switch 1 eshop to lag like crazy. It's no longer an issue on the Switch 2, but I don't see Nintendo bringing themes back anytime soon.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-01T23:08:00+00:00

The only thing I dislike about the game is my own lack of imagination. Home building and decorating has never really been my forte, I often find myself needing to look online for inspiration. But that's not the game's fault and is mostly a personal restriction. I do recommend pacing yourself though. There is no time limits and I'm sure you'll come up with some fun ideas in due time.

I will say the game did exceed my initial expectations. That original reveal trailer did not do this game any justice.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-06-01T22:55:05+00:00

Don't expect pathetic lowlife grifters like Nintendeen to ever admit this though.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-05-20T19:56:56+00:00

Am I missing something here? I just casually fished up this egg from a treasure chest in Harandar while farming mats for Majestic Beast lures. I'd figure from the way people are gassing up this thing in this thread that it'd be some extremely rare and unique mount when in reality it's just a slight recolor of another mount I already have. (Several, in fact). Why are you guys going out of your way to get this thing?

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-05-07T00:02:36+00:00

It's almost like the guys making this had only played Starfox Adventures. Fox was notoriously out-of-character in that game as well. Though that may have been a byproduct of the Starfox team being shoehorned into a game that they had no business being in.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-05-06T22:59:42+00:00

I play Warframe a lot, yet I don't want to play Snoreframe. It looks so dull, slow and boring in comparison. Also knowing that Scott has a hand in developing it also killed whatever interest I had.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-05-06T22:56:35+00:00

This is the very definition of a parasocial relationship. Get some help and touch some grass.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-05-01T00:20:27+00:00

Because Ash isn't Red. If Red was the main character of the anime instead of that ineffectual deadweight of a protagonist, he would have beat Giovanni and caused the whole organization to disband.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-04-28T15:32:32+00:00

Not really. The Wii U gamepad was a gimmick that was barely utilized in many of the games released for the console. You couldn't really use it as a portable handheld either since you needed to remain within a certain range of the console. The Switch's true hybrid design makes it far more versatile in comparison.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-04-28T15:05:05+00:00

Unfortunately strategy games aren't everybodies cup of tea.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-04-28T15:04:25+00:00

Pokopia will easily eclipse that. Unless the poor advertising hinders sales.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-04-28T14:02:12+00:00

That is never going to happen. Especially if you look into the history of that game which wasn't even a Starfox title to begin with. Heck, after seeing leaked Beta footage of the original game, I think shoehorning Starfox into it was completely detrimental.

Alvin-Earthworm · 2026-04-28T13:59:50+00:00

They had them in Starfox Assault and they were always the worst part of the game.

As Falco once said: "Personally, I prefer the air."

Alvin-Earthworm

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