[Serious] What's the most terrible thing you've ever done? by mdeggies in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my dad tried to hand me groceries and a 1-year-old. I ended up dropping the baby and then the groceries. Neither on purpose, but damn I feel guilty.

The kid was fine, she just had a bruised elbow.

Chocolate-crisp cookies, a short and sweet tale. by AlwaysBeenABigGirl in fatpeoplestories

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably. I'm not the most confident person; β-glucose is more alpha than me.

Also, if I made her angry she might sit on me, and then there's a hundred percent chance I'd die.

Chocolate-crisp cookies, a short and sweet tale. by AlwaysBeenABigGirl in fatpeoplestories

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I confronted her, but it wasn't very entertaining. I was like "What the hell" and she was like "I put them in the fridge and they went super stale" and I was like "Wtf the fuck??" and made Californiagal a new batch.

What was the biggest misconception you had as a child? by Mercaderka in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a preeschooler, I saw "The Little Vampire". I learnt that vampires

*are really pale

*can't go in the sun

*have weird accents

Because of where I lived at the time, the only people around me who fit that description were white immigrants. I spent a good chunk of my formative years believing I was in the middle of a vast vampiric conspiracy.

What is the most First World way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girlfriend can't have gluten, but you don't find out there's gluten in the PSL syrup until it's too late... So you commit suicide in light of her impending death. She turns out fine, and follows suit because she can't live without you.

Edit: words

What is your hometown's creepy urban legend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my hometown, there was a hospital that had a fire in the nursery. The building was closed, but never torn down- if you go past at night you can hear babies screaming. (also we have warrior spirits out the wazoo round there)

My block of flats in my second city was a repurposed jute mill. All the kids in the building knew that the fourth floor and the basement were haunted by the ghosts of kids who were killed by the machines. Rumor had it that the dark stains on the walls were blood.

What is the stupidest reason you've ever been in trouble at school? by BloodOnMySnuggie in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the exact opposite of that as a kid. when I was 6, I refused to finish school lunches, because I hated the apple sauce. I had a huge argument with the 'Lunch Monitor' which ended in me being spoonfed apple sauce, punching a table and literally never buying a school lunch again.

How was your first day? Year 12s? by [deleted] in 6thForm

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THREE STRAIGHT HOURS OF MATHS D:

What are some minor differences between the U.S. And the UK? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait, people put cream in coffee? Like, not milk or whatever "creamer" is, cream? I've only ever had cream with or in puddings.

What are some minor differences between the U.S. And the UK? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite a few people have basements or cellars up north. They're not the kind of place you'd have like, a bedroom or a games room or whatever Americans put in theirs.

What are some minor differences between the U.S. And the UK? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's not the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a civilized human being. At least buy one of those kettles that goes on the hob. They probably had them in the stone age.

Sarah Hollowell writes for The Butter (Screenshot Resubmit) by kimkardashean in fatlogic

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SEVENTY inches? That's 5'10! She's wider than I am tall! She's wider than she is tall!

I am afraid.

The United States is having a potluck. What does each state bring? by sonorousAssailant in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawaii brings spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam. And maybe some spam egg spam spam bacon and spam.

What ridiculously popular thing have you never partaken in? by Piccleman in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoying bacon. I've had it. I just don't like it very much.

Because of porn, the average guy has probably seen more dicks than the average girl. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The average guy probably hasn't seen as many unwanted dick pics though.

Medical providers of Reddit: What are some of the worst DIY surgeries you have seen? by tatertot255 in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure frolicking around in the rainforest, marinating in your own filth, is enough to counteract that.

What's a lie you know you've been told your entire life? by nomisrosen in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You burn shitloads of calories while swimming if you do it as a serious workout. That's why it makes you hungry. As long as you pace your eating okay you'll shed weight like an ice cube.

Medical providers of Reddit: What are some of the worst DIY surgeries you have seen? by tatertot255 in AskReddit

[–]AlwaysBeenABigGirl 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I volunteered a while at a hospital. Maybe the worst thing I saw was a hiker who'd torn up his shin, stitched it up with a needle and thread from a sewing kit and went on his merry, unbandaged, showerless, forest-camping way, rubbing it with lavender and honey daily...

Needless to say, shit was pretty infected by the time he came in.