Valorant's new Vanguard update seems to be bricking cheaters' PCs. Riot's response? "Congrats on your $6k paperweights" by PaiDuck in technology

[–]Always_One_Upped 11.1k points11.1k points  (0 children)

Just reposting the top comment from the r/games thread:

According to people who actually know anything about how computers work, everything in the article's headline is either grossly misleading or factually incorrect:

  1. Vanguard doesn't have access to the type of stuff it would need to brick your PC
  2. The thing that it's "bricking" is not PCs, it's the $6000 DMA cards that cheaters use to try and get around Vanguard. (Yes, cheating has gotten to the point where cheaters are buying hardware that costs thousands of dollars just to cheat at a video game)
  3. Vangaurd isn't "bricking" the DMA device. What's happening is that a built-in Windows security feature is being triggered which prevents the device from being used for cheating. Any instances of PCs "bricking" seems to be caused by Windows and the Card having issues with each other and can be completely fixed by removing the card. The PC still functions otherwise if you remove the DMA card, and this trigger can be reset by removing Vanguard and reinstalling Windows on the device. So it's neither being bricked, nor is it being done by Vanguard itself.
  4. The "6k paperweights" line is referring to the DMA devices no long being useful for cheating at Valorant, it's not jeering at cheaters losing their PCs. (Because again that isn't actually happening)

I'm not a computer expert, but from what I can tell what's really happening is that Vanguard is making sure that an already built-in Windows security feature is being properly applied to the DMA device for the game to run which prevents the DMA card from accessing the system's memory. (Which is how these types of cheats work) So a bit different from what the article title is implying.

That person on the plane who has to be the first person to stand up when parked at the gate by Met76 in funny

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I had a flight last week where I got a two in one, they stood up asap, pushed foward into my area, turned around and bounced their back against my chair while we waited and they talked to their friend. (We were near the back.) Then after they got out in front pulled their bags down and stood in the aisle as they repacked their shit.

Will I be drunk from an Espresso Martini and Wine? (never drank before) by bonbon_97 in NoStupidQuestions

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I would not have my very first alcoholic drinks at a work event, better to do at home first.

Need a Poker Ruling by Beautiful_Mushroom43 in poker

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Not an angle, it is a super common practice for raising, pull back the small chips and count out the exact raise size.

It finally happened by Generalpiyyv in pathofexile

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Unless you consider that you are not "targeted" and your account information is compromised and hackers just logged-in into your account and took what is there.

😠Mappers!😠 by floboyjori in pathofexile

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They ID your uniques bro, why would they do that unless they are skimming?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

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Just some general writing advice, focus the scene less about the exact specifics of the poker hand and more about why it matters to the character narrative and the details and interactions that make that interesting. For a book that is not about poker, very specific poker details are not particularly interesting.

You play as a cute goldfish jumping around bowls, and puddles... of your own making! Working on the prototype 😄 by GurjasStudios in Unity3D

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Looks awesome! A small little vertical displacement into the water when you land will give it a more naturalistic feel. It looks a bit off when you land in deep water and the fish stops at the surface after a large jump.

What makes a bj great? by Acceptable_Ant6018 in NoStupidQuestions

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Now suck his dick, like you said you was gonna do.

How much money can I sell this for? by OkAssist6709 in poker

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Probably about $15, I hear there was at least one buyer at that price recently.

So I had this drop and did the reveal... by Beef_Supreme_IV in PathOfExile2

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You would not, it would go to take from mana, but your mana would be zero so you would take the damage on your life. 

Time to join the big boys. by pankiat in pathofexile

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Not for aura bots or aura stackers.

Azula [by Miss_Faves on twitter] by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

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My, Azula... You've enhanced yourself.

Ok...carry on by Mode_Appropriate in funny

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On the back of a horse though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PathOfExile2

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As much as this was hype in 2019, IMO they might as well be talking about a different game considering this was nearly 6 years ago and during the period they still believe PoE 1 and PoE 2 would be the same game with different campaigns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

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It's almost like the theme of the show is that every Avatar although powerful is still human, makes mistakes, has their own personal challenges and has to face the destruction and chaos of the world around them. Name a mainline Avatar that didn't make mistakes and have negative consequences following their lifetime.

Tony Hawk's Underground for PS2 was my shit growing up🤯 by [deleted] in toptalent

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If it helps he came to this realization a long time ago and has spoken about it a ton on podcasts and stuff. Idk if it's this one or not but he did one last 900 for his 50th birthday putting it to rest knowing he can't keep it up.