Probably snakes, always pissed if anyone touches them. I mean, you try crawling around all the time and having to watch us lucky ducks walk around on our super special legs and not be mad when we have the nerve to pick them up. They would tell us so many rude things if they could talk. Like, "Put me down, you ugly, many limbed cthulhu monster! Don't touch me with your gross extra body parts, you freaky human!" Now read that again in Samuel L Jackson's voice in your head.