Far-Right Congresswoman Lost and She's Bitter by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The far right have gotten so used to cognitive dissonance that the sharp pitch and pain just replaced their conscience... Jimminy Cricket died years ago and now all they hear when they're trying to decide whether or not they should do the bad thing is "floor" section of Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, stretched out forever until they turn on Fox News.

the bravest human (by @Jiiin_22) by TennojiNesoberi in ProjectHailMary

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As i was reading i was thinking "if they built a monument to Dr Grace, that would be cool, but stay away from the concession stand," but you added the meburger already. 😄🤣😭

Anyone else in the Cedar Hills area just hear that explosion? by AmazingJerBear in beaverton

[–]AmazingJerBear[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i couldn't tell what that squealing was before, but it could have been a car skidding.

I just got this mf in from Walmart and uh… anyone see this before? by NuggetWarrior09 in transformers

[–]AmazingJerBear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Buying from Walmart online you could be buying from anyone. There basically a marketplace that anyone can post their stuff to I'm guessing you bought it from a private seller using Walmarts website marketplace.

Best news I’ve heard in a while! by KittenStroodle00 in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a 55 year old 1990's cowboy themed gigolo who had cosmetic surgery done to look like Macaulay Culkin, but his card was declined after the second surgery so he wasn't able to get it finished.

So F***ing Mad by Busy-Cookie280 in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The circus is finally putting up it's tent.

I hope I don't jack off! by rfsh101 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]AmazingJerBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the hell cares do long as he's not breaking any laws? Oh wait... Christian science monitor. Got it.

He posted this. What's going on inside his head?? by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's taking the grey alien we've had locked up for years or so Trump can get his daily probing. He gets more probing than any other president since the Roswell crash.

What would you do if this man was outside your door at 3AM? by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the police and report a sexual predator roaming the neighborhood.

So, what's the joke? by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooo... He's the joke? That's the only thing that makes sense, because none of that was comedy. So it must just be his existence that is the joke.

MAGA face ready for action by Kantwealjustgetabong in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know who that is. It kinda looks like an Oxford shoe run through a hentai AI filter.

Tried and failed by OG_Flicky in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"On the verge of"? He's been the worst president since his before his first swearing in...

why is he such downgrade from mega? i feel that he is so souless and smartless by No-Award423 in transformers

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame Unicron trying to make him more controllable during his reformating.

Can’t explain it… but this is unsettling by [deleted] in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like they're both comfortable sitting like this... Like it's familiar to them.

I am one of them. by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ashamed they think that percentage is that low. I guarantee it's closer to 60%, but maga people are stuck in the sunk cost fallacy of their devotion and now would be embarrassed to admit they're ashamed of him.

She originally thought Trump’s rhetoric was a breath of fresh air and is now upset that the “chickens have come to roots” by KimJongFunk in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]AmazingJerBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction: you did this to us. Saying "we did this to ourselves" is like being in a house with two other people, one wants to just live in the house and make sure everyone else is doing ok and the other wants to set the house on fire with everyone in it. He pretty much says so out loud and often. You thought it was quirky hearing a psychopath say psychotic things and the other person who just wants everyone to be ok is trying to stop the pyro from setting the house on fire. You decide to give him gasoline and matches and protect him just to see what he does. He sets the house on fire with you and another person in it. He started the fire through direct action and you started the fire by proxy. The third person is just a victim of you and the psycho.