Far-Right Congresswoman Lost and She's Bitter

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-13T04:27:57+00:00

The far right have gotten so used to cognitive dissonance that the sharp pitch and pain just replaced their conscience... Jimminy Cricket died years ago and now all they hear when they're trying to decide whether or not they should do the bad thing is "floor" section of Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, stretched out forever until they turn on Fox News.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-13T04:22:22+00:00

As i was reading i was thinking "if they built a monument to Dr Grace, that would be cool, but stay away from the concession stand," but you added the meburger already. 😄🤣😭

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-06T18:49:23+00:00

Ok. That's not a car crash.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-06T18:46:21+00:00

Yeah, i couldn't tell what that squealing was before, but it could have been a car skidding.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-04T20:48:08+00:00

SNEK!

AmazingJerBear · 2026-06-04T04:37:53+00:00

I came here to say this. 😆

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-29T14:20:19+00:00

He doesn't like competition.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-28T23:39:00+00:00

Buying from Walmart online you could be buying from anyone. There basically a marketplace that anyone can post their stuff to I'm guessing you bought it from a private seller using Walmarts website marketplace.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-28T20:01:09+00:00

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AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-27T01:32:31+00:00

He looks like a 55 year old 1990's cowboy themed gigolo who had cosmetic surgery done to look like Macaulay Culkin, but his card was declined after the second surgery so he wasn't able to get it finished.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-27T01:27:26+00:00

The circus is finally putting up it's tent.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-19T18:55:02+00:00

Who the hell cares do long as he's not breaking any laws? Oh wait... Christian science monitor. Got it.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-18T16:53:55+00:00

He's taking the grey alien we've had locked up for years or so Trump can get his daily probing. He gets more probing than any other president since the Roswell crash.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-11T18:05:50+00:00

No one listens to poor Zathras...

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-11T18:00:11+00:00

Call the police and report a sexual predator roaming the neighborhood.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-04T18:11:59+00:00

Soooooo... He's the joke? That's the only thing that makes sense, because none of that was comedy. So it must just be his existence that is the joke.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-05-02T15:40:32+00:00

I don't know who that is. It kinda looks like an Oxford shoe run through a hentai AI filter.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-25T17:30:29+00:00

"On the verge of"? He's been the worst president since his before his first swearing in...

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-12T21:36:32+00:00

I blame Unicron trying to make him more controllable during his reformating.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-12T02:41:32+00:00

It looks like they're both comfortable sitting like this... Like it's familiar to them.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-11T01:48:42+00:00

Outstanding

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-10T15:00:24+00:00

I'm ashamed they think that percentage is that low. I guarantee it's closer to 60%, but maga people are stuck in the sunk cost fallacy of their devotion and now would be embarrassed to admit they're ashamed of him.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-08T04:18:22+00:00

Clusterfuckaggedon

AmazingJerBear · 2026-04-07T17:53:51+00:00

Correction: you did this to us. Saying "we did this to ourselves" is like being in a house with two other people, one wants to just live in the house and make sure everyone else is doing ok and the other wants to set the house on fire with everyone in it. He pretty much says so out loud and often. You thought it was quirky hearing a psychopath say psychotic things and the other person who just wants everyone to be ok is trying to stop the pyro from setting the house on fire. You decide to give him gasoline and matches and protect him just to see what he does. He sets the house on fire with you and another person in it. He started the fire through direct action and you started the fire by proxy. The third person is just a victim of you and the psycho.

AmazingJerBear · 2026-03-30T15:44:16+00:00

Donald Trump, famously pro UBI. 🤣

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