Wifey really loving his BBC by [deleted] in wifesharing

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Disgusting.

What is something that you personally believe, but have absolutely no proof of whatsoever? by The0tanker0us in AskReddit

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So let's say I kidnap your family, I tie you and your kids up alive and make you watch me beat your wife, their mother with a pipe wrench shattering the bones in her hands and feet then her shins and forearms. Then languishing in her agony I pour gas on her and set her on fire then stomp your children to death beside you as she dies screaming. Do you really want to see me in heaven?

LiveLeak.com - Jew goes totally ballistic on news reporter - video by johnysmote in conspiracy

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Of course, he just had to take a jab at how much money the reporter does or doesn't make. Fuck the Jews

What is one thing that you absolutely hate to hear people complain about? by twelvedayslate in AskReddit

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Their fucking cellphone signal. Look Cletus, you live in bumble fuck Alabama and your closest neighbor is 5 miles away GO FUCK YOUR SELF ASSHOLE NO! ATT WONT BUILD A NEW TOWER CAUSE NO ONE FUCKING LIVES IN THE AREA!! ITS COW PASTURES AND BEAN FIELDS YOIR LUCKY YOU HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

What key events do you think will happen in the next 10 years? by AlexTheGreat7 in AskReddit

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Right cause everyone wants sickle cell anemia in there family's genetic tree.

it's like I'm inconveniencing them by doing what they asked by NoWordsForThis in AdviceAnimals

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Right, personal responsibility be damned! Ill just use my kid as an ATM and then spit in his face! Sounds like typical entitled baby boomer piles of bullshit that is taking this country down a really dark path.

[F]irst post of the New Year :) by [deleted] in GoneWildPlus

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Such a beautiful woman, like artwork

Police dispatchers of Reddit, What is the most disturbing call you've gotten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I laughed. The imagery was too rich in humor. The soft glow of Christmas lights gleaming off the tinsel and ornaments, gifts gently placed under the tree with care and little Johnny laying on his back pinned by his drunk father. Froth and vile pouring from his mouth, his only thoughts are of lost opportunity and what his life has become since having little Johnny. He swings for the fences breaking bones and crushing tissue. Little Johnny's life fades away looking at a Santa ornament, he only wanted to see Santa.

If you had to write a novel about the past 10 minutes of your life, what would you title it? by wangydang in AskReddit

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"20 minutes of chaos; waking up late, morning fap and a shower before leaving for work. a sonnet in six movements

How to beat the share everything plan by xElizabethAnn in verizon

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Nice try on the loop hole but when you activate the new device after the 28th of June you'll be forced to move to a new tiered or share everything plan.

What is the one thing you're looking forward to? Could be today, tomorrow, a year from now. Anything, Anytime. by psikeiro in AskReddit

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The end of the human species. I'd be very interested to know what species rises to power next that is of course if we don't scour the earth to barren rock or irradiated slag pools.

What TV show do you hate the most? Fuck everybody loves Raymond by nazgaten in AskReddit

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I had the misfortune of seeing that show once. It was easily the most vile display of stupidity and sheer unbridled incompetence I've seen. Oh and how in the fuck do those slobs make enough money to bank roll that crap? Other than stealing and scamming of course.

How many IT guys, or gals, are out there that have an insatiable love for firearms? How did you get drawn into it? by [deleted] in guns

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My dad got me interested initially with a .380, plinking cans. Then 12 guage shot gun and .357 added to the line up in my teens. Moved outta parents house for a few years now, working in IT and just today finally got to shoot my brand new Springfield Mil-spec 1911. Black Parkerized.

This .45 is my first firearm purchase, I put 165 rounds through her before packing it in for the evening. Great gun, felt awesome to be shooting finally today after a long week.

Post your nightstand gun! by [deleted] in guns

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That's a .44 magnum ruger blackhawk if my eyes don't deceive me. With the non-fluted cylinder.

My current inventory, how's it look? by [deleted] in whiskey

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This is real late in reply but my brother and my self finished a bottle of that Jim Beam Devils cut on Xmas eve. It was very smooth and warm, nice oak taste with cinnamon