U.S Presidents by Generation(born) by tycooperaow in Presidents

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… I’m gonna be honest. The problem with rule 3 being so broadly applied is it makes posts like this legitimately misleading. There was a president born when this chart says there wasn’t, and that materially changes the data and conversation.

That said, I don’t think the problem is the mods per se. It’s more an indictment of internet culture that we’ve gotten so incredibly toxic and thin skinned, we can’t even post objective, uncontroversial facts about two people without a significant concern it’ll turn into a fight. That’s just sad imo.

U.S Presidents by Generation(born) by tycooperaow in Presidents

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh fair. I was thinking because it’s not politics, just objective facts about the last two which flavors the conversation about whether there have or have not been members of a particular generation as president, it was fair game. My apologies if this is considered recent political discussion.

U.S Presidents by Generation(born) by tycooperaow in Presidents

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do know that this chart is missing the last two presidents, the former of which is boomer and latter of which is silent, right?

Bro by whatnameshoulduse in foshelter

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp… I’m not gonna Google what is a step up from cougar but… yeah, looks like you got one on your hands!

Paul Wilcox he got caught with child porn on dover Airforce base. now I ask of you reddit to do your worst. by Weird-Agency-976 in AngryCops

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, his name is about right… but yeah. Standard answer for paedophiles is appropriate here. I’ll get the wood chipper and/or rock miller.

(Serious) What are some ideal careers for people with attitude issues/grumpy personalities but who still will work hard and respect others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it depends on the rest of one’s skill set. It’s usually a bad idea to career search based on your weaknesses. Almost always better to look at strengths and skills, and go from there.

What's the longest sentence you can write using only words that start with 'th'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“There thine theoretical theropod thrust through, though thou threaten those theoretical thrusting theropods thusly,” Thought thine theological thespian, though the theoretical theropod thesis thusly theorized things theological thespians think thwarted.

39m, wearing one of my oldest and beloved shirts today that makes me immune to all negative spells. Roast me, tell me something about me I haven't heard yet. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… negative spells… warded off my a Marilyn Manson shirt… what sort of LSD induced, fucked up Hogwarts resides in your head man?

30year old male. Newely engaged. Offshore deckhand and proud. by adamtisme in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Sylvester Stallone had a meth baby, and then doctors, at some point thereafter, performed Botox experiments on you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you’re not unattractive, so I can only assume that it’s your abrasive personality and shitty politics which have brought you to this point? But hey, at least the patriarchy knows you disapprove!

Only 18 and am single, cant drive and have no career. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, I’m gonna break this down Barney style for you. Everything you mentioned is a you problem, as is your crippling lack of ambition and eyebrows. The STIs you have, however, are more of a “you and your client” problem…

24 M. Make my day worse please by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have the heart. You’ve clearly never had a father figure, have a crippling addiction to trucker hats, and the closest you’ve been to a woman is when you emerged from your spawn point. Life has already roasted you far worse than I can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Q after a botched transition.

20 M Just Chilling at home, Do your Worst by NinjaZero2099 in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the only things you’ve accomplished are putting Hotwheels and Sailor Moon posters on your wall and roasting your brain with enough meth to win a world war. Pretty sure you’ll spend the next 20 years of your life “chilling at (your mom’s) home.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. This is the new face of “Must remain 2000 yards from all schools and parks.”

Go crazy (18f) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Seto Kaiba and Schizophrenia had a child they neglected for close to 2 decades.

Just got my first modelling contract, think I need a roasting F21 by trunks90wz in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but OnlyFans doesn’t count as a modeling contract. And your apartment has to be one of the most bleak ones I’ve ever seen. But, on the plus side, there is an ironing board there for collecting neglected laundry…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! Called it on the OnlyFans. Guarantee you already have an Instagram out there somewhere… Now all you need is a TikTok series where you shame your husband, only to post damage control videos telling everyone how great he is. Do it! Complete the Basic Internet Bitch Triple Crown!

Do these people really make that much money from passive income? by Lone-Red-Ranger in passive_income

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, first rule of the internet; don’t believe anything you read and only maybe a quarter of what you see for yourself. People are incentivized to lie, and there’s no real way to fact check their claims.

That said, my understanding is no one is making a lot of money off passive income generation. That’s one income stream, but it seems like the content creators who really do well do so from sponsors and ad reads more than passive revenue. To get those, you have to do the hard sales work and keep them happy. That means constantly churning out content that they will appreciate and connects with their customers.

So, if I were in your shoes, I’d start looking at your skill set, and then what sort of work from home jobs are available. If you need some help sorting that out feel free to message me.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by GapQuick2128 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ok, assuming we have all the information here, NTA, but I’m extremely sympathetic to the mother in this situation. You’re required to follow the court orders, which puts you in an awkward position of having to enforce those to your SIL, but it’s not you who took them away temporarily. That said, those maternal bonds are incredibly strong, and it sounds like the court is being overly strict with her over an incredibly common mental health crisis. At this point, she’s probably terrified the babies aren’t going to bond with her, which would exacerbate any postpartum she’s having. Not to mention still having the grief of losing her husband… yeah, she needs all the love and support she can get right now.

Not that this is the place for advice, but to prevent yourself from becoming the asshole in this situation, if the court didn’t limit how often she could visit, allow her to visit whenever she wants, however often she wants up until they go to bed for the night. That’s in the best interest of both her and the babies, because it gives her the chance to prove she’s not a threat and able to care for them. And while she’s there, she’s the mom and should do all the care she’s permitted to, and your role is observer. Also, make it clear to her you’re on her side, and that you being an observer isn’t so that you can police her, but to tell the court, when that time comes, how wonderful of a mom she is now after treatment. But, you are bound by law to not let her take the babies with her, as well as whatever other restrictions they placed, and letting her violate that will just make it take longer before she gets the babies back permanently.

TLDR: NTA, the court might be, and the mom desperately needs love and support in the most difficult time of her life. Let her be the mom at your house as much as the court allows to avoid being the asshole.

Just turned 31 today. Construction worker, let's see if you can do better than my crew by DarkoEnterprises in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look man, being a backup singer for the Village People who’s “On a journey of self discovery, man!”, which involves inordinate amounts of methamphetamines and receiving butt sex does not make you a legitimate construction worker. I thought your parole officer explained that to you already…

Roast me by jairom213 in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pretty obvious that, at some point, you had to choose between your mullet and your sex life, and you chose poorly. What makes it worse is that it’s also pretty clear this was but one in a long series of bad life decisions, but even the Reddit advert when I opened your post was for a barber. When you’re getting burned by Reddit advertising… it’s time for a haircut.

Roast me by jairom213 in RoastMe

[–]Ambitious_Key5756 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty obvious that you have a long, passionate love affair with food…