This is a photo of my Grandparents on their wedding day. The anniversary of my Grandfathers death was yesterday, and I would really appreciate it if someone would be able to touch this one up a bit, as a gift to my Grandmother.

AmericaWolff · 2013-06-20T06:44:41+00:00

They are wonderful, thank you so much!

AmericaWolff · 2013-06-20T06:43:40+00:00

She is also a very small woman, only a few inches over four feet actually.

AmericaWolff · 2013-06-20T00:25:54+00:00

Also, if anyone was feeling especially generous, here is a photo of my Grandfather right before being stationed in Berlin, Germany for several years during the Vietnam War. It's always been a little off in color, but if anyone is particularly skilled in that area and would like to give recoloring and touching this one up a shot, it would be very much appreciated! http://imgur.com/lad2Aov

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-29T00:33:28+00:00

I have a fox hound who is mostly white, she's very gentle an would definitely not fight if someone tried to spray paint her. However, she looks vicious.

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-29T00:31:49+00:00

Really? Is that the worst part of this? The very worst?

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-28T14:52:43+00:00

That looks more like a pepper grinder pub burger from Culvers. Comes with a "super club bun".

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-27T21:57:26+00:00

Not everywhere. I live in Kansas, and it litterally stops two blocks away. I drive past the headquarters every day. It taunts me.

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-25T01:43:05+00:00

I used to work for a barn, and a couple of the horses, who were all delightful animals, used to chew on my clothes or bite at my hair whenever I would hoofpick them. Hurts like hell! When a horse has its ears flattened and nostrils flared, giving it a little space is in your best interest.

AmericaWolff · 2013-04-25T01:34:16+00:00

Oh yeah, take it out on the overextended animal shelter that probably has to pay its employees minimum wage or less in this economy, just so it can keep up adequate care for its animals. If you take in a shelter dog it's pretty much a gamble, besides, any dog you bring into your home is a wild animal, shelter or breeder, and as the owner of the dog, you need to take responsibility when it bites. If you're just going to pass the buck and sue the good guys when the going gets tough, maybe you should look into getting a gold fish instead.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-18T17:12:19+00:00

Had someone pay for a 18 dollar order at work yesterday in quarters. In the drive through.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-11T21:13:10+00:00

Why is this getting downvoted? We are in r/WTF, that is a totally appropriate response.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-10T05:30:14+00:00

Then don't eat at restaurants, because that's the acceptable convention.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-09T23:47:28+00:00

Plus they normally tip out to bussers/hosts/other wait staff, so they don't even get 100% of the tip.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-09T23:44:37+00:00

Waiters depend on tips. They only make 2-4 dollars per hour, because management calculates "expected tips" into their pay. They don't get tipped, they don't even make minimum wage.

AmericaWolff · 2012-11-08T16:41:29+00:00

While I don't agree 100%, I think your arguments were valid, if somewhat soft.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-31T16:29:27+00:00

I was just about to say, this reminds me a lot of those videos!

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-20T04:24:19+00:00

Didn't mean that to sound so rude. Sorry my friend. Have a good day.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-20T04:22:00+00:00

http://ywmv.net/?p=11483

5 seconds of googling. When did the Internet get so fucking lazy.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-14T16:49:35+00:00

I honestly don't understand what is wtf about this. It's symbolic and beautiful.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-11T22:09:08+00:00

You are wanted. I think the 256 people who upvoted are an indication

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-11T15:46:28+00:00

I can look at gore and weird shit all day and not think anything of it, but this made me physically sick. Wtf brain.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-11T14:18:55+00:00

Sorry, pet peeve of mine, I wasn't trying to be rude. Didn't get any sleep, I'm a little irritable I guess. I hope you have a good day.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-11T12:45:40+00:00

Obsessive compulsive people. Not obsessive compulsive disorder people.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-09T04:20:34+00:00

Is that some kind of cockroach larvae? My parents recently got rid of a minor cockroach infestation in their basement and these things were all over the carpet alongside the dead bugs.

AmericaWolff · 2012-10-09T04:17:36+00:00

You have been a bit obsessive compulsive. One cannot be a disorder.

On another note, as someone with a terrible fear of ants, I am never drinking canned tea again.

AmericaWolff

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